Kids, this is Robbie the Automaton.
RARobbie the Automaton
Greetings, Earth children.
Where are you from?
RARobbie the Automaton
[pause] Earth.
“This Little Wiggy” · Season 9
In this episode: Bart Simpson (4), Ralph Wiggum (4), Homer Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Mr. Burns (1), Waylon Smithers (1), Chief Wiggum (1), Principal Skinner (1)
What a whimsical building. Who says science can't be fun?
Me. I smell a museum.
Yeah, good things don't end with -eum, they end with -mania, or –teria. Will there be beer?
I found a moon rock in my nose.
Houston, we have a booger.
Your dad is chief of police, doesn't he have any cool police stuff?
Just in his closet, but he said I'm not allowed to go in there.
Did he say I'm not allowed to go in there?
Yes.
[to Ralph] You know you're not suppose to go in there. What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?
The pointy kitty took it! [after a rat stole his key]
Whoa, mama, the electric chair! [sniffs] Smell that, Ralph? That's the smell of justice.
Smells like hot dogs.
[Lisa's model rocket flies into Mr. Burns's office at the nuclear plant]
Smithers! There's a rocket in my pocket.
[suggestively] You don't have to tell me, sir.
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