ASAbe Simpson
This scam was in The Sting Part 2, so nobody knows about it.
“The Great Money Caper” · Season 12
In this episode: Ralph Wiggum (1), Abraham Simpson (1)
Abe Simpson [during the Publisher's Clearinghouse scam]: I'm gonna get me a crazy stripper wife!
[Covered in fake blood] I look like cable TV!
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