Okay, first of all, it's never wise to use the word "spew" in a love song.
“Homer Scissorhands” · Season 22
In this episode: Lisa Simpson (4), Bart Simpson (2), Milhouse Van Houten (1), Patty (1)
[realizes Homer snipped her hair and transformed it] Who undid my do?
Why would a popular fifth grader like Taffy be interested in a Milhouse like Milhouse?
I dunno. It's one of those mysteries, like how do my clothes get clean, and put back in my drawers?
Taffy's up to something, and I won't find out what it is sitting on a computer. It's time to get boots on the ground! [cut to Lisa putting flower-patterned boots to her feet] [sweetly] You like my boots?
Once you get past the sister ick, they're fine.
You don't want me to be with you, you don't want me to be with someone else. How miserable do I have to be before you're happy?
Milhouse, I...I...oh. [Lisa kisses Milhouse]
Lisa, does this mean you like me?
Yes. No! I don't know! It means that life is full of unexpected things and you should never give up. And you're cute in the moonlight. [Milhouse faints and falls off the cliff. A bald eagle flies up with Milhouse on its back]
Everything's coming up Milhouse [Lisa smiles]
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