“MoneyBART” · Season 22
In this episode: Lisa Simpson (4), Bart Simpson (2), Milhouse Van Houten (1), Nelson Muntz (1), Ralph Wiggum (1)
Fine, you can be our coach.
Thanks. You can be the free safety.
Wrong sport.
I mean, the point guard.
Also wrong.
I'm gonna do a little research.
A little is not gonna be enough, honey pie.
Don't call me "honey pie".
You got it, tootsie pop.
[grunts]
Get a room, you two.
We're brother and sister.
So are my parents, I think.
Bart, this guy has walked the last two batters, and if he walks you, we win the game. Don't swing at anything.
But I'm on a hot streak!
Hot streaks are a statistical illusion!
I wish you were a statistical illusion.
Well, there's a 97% chance I'm not, so do what I say!
Managers manage, and players play.
Do alligators alligate?
I don't know! Yes!
I'm scared!
You made me love baseball. Not as a collection of numbers, but as an unpredictable, passionate game, beaten in excitement only by every other sport.
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