Dad, can I talk to you for a second?
What is troubling you, my son? I mean, my girl son.
“Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life” · Season 22
In this episode: Homer Simpson (6), Lisa Simpson (3), Marge Simpson (2), Groundskeeper Willie (1)
Sooner or later, everyone meets their Homer.
Oh, I'm sorry, Maggie, but even at your age, I'm sure you understand that things can't always go your way. AND THAT’S WHY I CAN'T BELIEVE WE DIDN'T GET THAT STUPID ELF!!!!
Just pick a dead end and chill out till you die.
[singing to the tune of Loch Lomond while waxing the floor] Oh, I'll wax the upstairs and I'll wax the downstairs and I'll get drunk in the library!
[after seeing Cloisters Academy school bus] Lord Buddha, I know I'm not supposed to want stuff, but come on!
[Upon learning that Lisa doesn't want to be like her, Marge is upset and distraught.]
What's so wrong with me?
Nothing, sweetie, nothing! Let me explain. She doesn't want to turn out like you didn't... not until... diplomatic.... trapped... help. Remember nothing.
A mother will remember everything!
Well if you look inside your purse, you can find the 7 of clubs.
[Looks inside her purse and pulls out a photo of Lisa] No, it's a photo of Lisa who wants to be nothing like me.
What's your note say?
The seven of clubs?
[Revealing himself to have put the 7 of clubs to cheer Lisa up] Tada!
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