“The Scorpion's Tale” · Season 22
In this episode: Abe (4), Marge Simpson (2), Homer Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Seymour Skinner (1), Gary Chalmers (1)
Now, remember to stay hydrated, and... [rattling noise is heard] AAH! Rattle snake! [it's shown that it's just Bart with a rattle; he laughs]
Hah! You fall for that every year, Seymour.
In one year I didn't, and I was bitten by an actual rattle snake.
Yes, and if I recall, you took a sick day you did not have.
But I was gonna lose my foot!
Of which you have two.
These flowers saved me from a terrible fate: not getting an A on my next science project!
What did you do during the war?
World War II? I wasn't born yet!
It's funny how many Germans say that these days.
It's like we've got our own monster!
Your grandfather is not a monster! Now, let's chain him in the basement until the circus comes to town.
Sounds good!
Listen up Seniors! Together, we survived the Depression, won a few wars and put a man on the moon. In fact, the only mistake our generation made, was creating that generation! [points at Homer, Lenny and Carl dancing around Homer's burning car]
Homer, I told you he wouldn't sleep through it.
In my day, women didn't make a sound!
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