[telling the kids a horror story in a creepy voice] The Bloody Hangman walks on his stubby bone feet through the plague-ridden streets of London...
You said it was Boston.
[still in a creepy voice] Did I?
“How Munched is That Birdie in the Window?” · Season 22
In this episode: Bart Simpson (2), Homer Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Milhouse Van Houten (1), Nelson Muntz (1)
My mom ran off with my birthday clown.
[to Raymond Bird] Now that you're officially my bird, let me fill you in on the pecking order around here. The top dog is me, followed by the top dog, the dog, then the cat and then you. But don't feel bad. You're ahead of Milhouse.
I thought your race car was a Transformer! Nothing's one thing anymore!
You hear that, boy? You're gonna be a racing pigeon! It's getting a little chilly; I better put a blanket on Ray.
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