Bart Simpson quotes from The Simpsons

Bart

I'll get one those jobs where you don't need to read. Like french fry maker or general.

Bart

From now on, I'll dominate you in ways you don't realize.

Bart

I dump on you, and you take it. That's how friendship works.

Bart

Luckily, she doesn't know that our viewing platforms are... multi.

Bart

[after Maggie offers him her pacifier]: Sorry kid, but there comes a day when that just doesn't do anything anymore.

Bart

Nelson took my lunch money again!

Bart

Without awards show, how would I know what movie has the best beheading or that Glee is a comedy?

Bart

Come on, Dad. You love New York, now that your two least favorite buildings have been obliterated: Old Penn Station and Shea stadium.

Bart

Now to get my comic book and explore a world where no one's mad at George Lucas.

Bart

It's Homer before his boobs came in.

Bart

Oh no, Lisa's face! It's the same.

Bart

You got star quality, like the Hulk in movies other than The Hulk.

Bart

I'll be more attentive to your needs on the seesaw. I'll stay down there as long as you want.

Bart

That's the way people talk about Ralph. Ralph, whose favorite color is peanut butter.

Bart

Pass the gravy, Gloria All-Wrong.