I'm not a nerd. I'm a jock who's too cool for sports.
“Smoke on the Daughter” · Season 19
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Bart Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (1), Apu Nahasapeemapetilon (1)
AApu
You have made a very powerless enemy.
Stop saying things, Bart. That's the TV's job.
CBChazz Busby
I haven't seen crap like this since my Broadway show Crap Like This. Ran for five years.
Son, while your mother and little mother are out, I'm gonna let you in on a deep, dark family secret.
You have a drinking problem?
I said secret.
I can't believe you were smoking! Do you know that sturgeon general says you're not supposed to?
A sturgeon is a fish.
And a very wise fish he is.
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