Nick quotes from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Nick

Dude?! You're not a dude!

Nick

In July '97, three normal kids from our town heading home from an all-night swim meet.

Nick

[flies off his skateboard from running into a fire hydrant and breaks his leg; whining] Why does this keep happening to me?!

Every thinking person knows the Phantom's just a fable.

Cindy

Oh, obsess, why don't ya? You're only putting down Nick because despite all your logic you're just as scared of the Phantom as everyone else.

Nick

No kid who goes to Retroland after midnight has ever been seen again.

Nick

Get out of my way, shine.

Sheen

SHEEN!

Nick

Shine! Now, move.

[answering the phone as it rings] Jimmy Neutron, party monster.

Hugh

Jimbo?

[alarmed] Dad?!

Hugh

Bad news. One of the actors in Ducks broke his wing, so I jumped on stage to fill in and, well, I kind of, sort of, I, uh, accidentally-

Judy

[annoyed] He destroyed the entire set.

Hugh

It could've happened to anybody. Anyways, we'll be home in about 5 minutes. See you soon, son! [tosses out the phone into the street, ending the call]

[horrified; believing he's gonna be in so much trouble] 5 minutes?! NO!

Betty

Hey, what's the matter, Jimmy? You okay?

Nothing, everything's perfect.

Betty

Good, because I am dancing till, I can't dance no more.

[laughs] Ah, that's great. I mean, no, it's not! [turns to his watch] Estimate parental unit arrival time. [His watch reads T-minus 04:12] Okay, that was fun. Wish you could stay, but I understand. Time to call it a night. Thanks for coming, bye!

Libby

We're not leaving the party. It finally got good, hmm!

Nick

You can't kick me out. I'm… I'm me.

Carl

Don't stop me, Jimmy. I've got feet of flames!

Hey, you heard the man: do your chores, boys.

But I've never mailed a letter! What if I get my hand stuck in the box?!

Hey, turn that frown upside down, Mr. Gloomy Gus! Everything's gonna be terrific!

[chuckles] Mais oui! Love is all around us.

'Ey! Let's do it to it!

And awaaay we go!

Hello, grandmother, dear.

Granny

Where have you been? This bench is too hard. These birds are getting too close. The sun hurts my eyes.

Isn't it a beautiful day? Aren't these birds absolutely amazing? Isn't it great to be alive?!

Ow…

Carl

Oh, hi, Jimmy. I have to do a report on snails or Napoleon. Can you help me?

What's the point of doing homework? We do it and then what? Poof, We're gone. Nothingness, emptiness. We're all just dust in the wind.

Carl

Okay, I..I don't want to be dust in the wind.

He shoots, he scores. Neutron is definitely on. Lookin' good. You the man, you the man. 'Ey, it's the Nicksta.

Nick

Neutron? What are you doing?!

I'm walkin' here! You got a problem wit' dat, Skateboard Boy!?!

Nick

Uh, "Skateboard Boy"? [Macho Jimmy skates on Nick's skate board] Whoa, check it out! Neutron has the moves! [crunching, skateboard breaks in two]

Well, how 'bout next time you get a board that can handle the Neutron style? Later, Nick-O-Rama.

Hugh

Calm down, folks. Now, just tell me, what did the Jimster do?

Nick

He busted my skateboard, dude!

Carl

He said I was gonna be "dust in the wind."

Granny

He made me smile and my dentures fell out! [pulls out her dentures]

Sheen

He mocked Ultra Lord's family!

Cindy

He made my heart sing and… [snaps out of it] I mean, he said things to me so vile and despicable I cannot repeat them in mixed company.

And, he threw a pie in my face!

Hugh

[Chuckles] You can't beat the classics. [Pie-face Man growls] I'm sure Jimmy had a good reason for doing all these admittedly strange, bizarre things, so…who wants pie?

[Spits] I'm good.

Oh, no! It was the clones! I gotta find them. Goddard, activate clone locator!

Carl

There he is!

Sheen

Get him!

Cindy

Let's teach him a lesson!

Nick

I'll hold him down, man!

Carl

Yeah! Come on!

Wait, everyone! I can explain. [explaining the truth; 4 hours later…] And that's how it all happened.

[speechless] Huh, genetic replicants manifesting mutant side effects, eh?

Cindy

As long as you got rid of all the clones. One Jimmy Neutron in the world is bad enough, but six is blech!

Nick

Uh, dude, you did catch all of them, didn't you?

Uh… who would like some pie at my house?

Carl

Uh, okay.

Here's Jimmy! [laughs evilly]

[to Jimmy; annoyed with anger] Neutron!

[nervously] So, uh, I take it that means no pie? [screams while he and Goddard run for their lives as they start chasing after him]

Get him!

Granny

Rip off his head!

Nick

[screams as he flies through the air] DUDE! Oh, man, I broke my leg!

Sheen

All right! That's good luck! Way to go, Nick!

Cindy

Your Twonkies attacked us in babycize class!

Libby

They busted my boom box!

Miss Fowl

Those things are a menace!

Nick

Dude, my do is ruined!

Butch

Just when I was learning to love again!

Guys! This isn't the time for blame. If it were, I'd be saying things like "I tried to tell you" and "Why didn't you jerks listen to me?" Now all your stories have a common theme.

Carl

Painful biting?

Butch

Massive blood loss?

No! Music! Harmonic patterns causes the Twonkies to morph into hostile beasts and attack the source of the sound. We've got to shut down all the music in town before the rest of the Twonkies hear.

Libby

You can't stop the music!

We've got to!

Carl

Look! Up in the sky!

Cindy

It's a bird!

Libby

It's a plane!

Nick

It's Neutron! With that weird kid strapped to his hovercar!

[as the bell rings] Get inside, dirtbag! [pushes Jimmy in Evil Miss Fowl's classroom]

Take your seats, maggots. Evil Cindy and Evil Libby will now give a presentation on wedgies.

Thank you, ugly. Class, nothing hurts like a wedgie, and yet few people understand the proper technique.

May we have a volunteer, NICK?!

No! You can't! [Evil Butch forces him out of his seat and shoves him to the girls] I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!

Assume the position!

Simply reach, grab, and give a forceful 90-degree tug. [pulls Evil Nick's underwear harder as he screams in pain]

Note the beads of pain-induced sweat.