The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius · Season 1
Ah, it’s a beautiful night for a stroll, eh, Carl?
Oh, yeah, sure is, Jimmy. Um, listen, why am I wearing a crash helmet and a parachute?
Because you get to test the Neutron catastrophic simulation escape system!
Really? Oh, thanks a lot, Jimmy. Now, when you say the word catastrophic...
W-Well, it's more catastrophic than a claustrophobically cataclysmic simulation Carl, and it's clearly different.
Oh... Really?
[scoldingly and sternly] James Issac Neutron, how many times have I told you to pick up your pants?!
Well, I know just the dog who can answer that, Mom. [Snaps fingers, Goddard comes out] Goddard, access maternal reprehend data, cross reference: pants.
[Goddard begins replaying the times Judy asked Jimmy to pick up his pants.]
[onscreen] Jimmy! Pick up your pants, please? - Uh, Jimmy? Pick up your pants. - Pick up your pants. - Pants. - Jimmy! - Jimmy? - Jimmy? - Pick 'em up. - Jimmy! - Pick up… - Pick up… - Jimmy? - …Your pants! [Screen says "54 times to date"] I rest my case. Okay, no more Mrs. Nice Mom.
Zingo! Let's have pie.
You are one obsessed chic.
Got that right, girlfriend!
[Cindy presents her report with Jimmy unintentionally joining in]
Origami: the ancient art of Japanese paper folding. I will be making the most difficult of all origami structures; a snow monkey.
Actually, paper folding originated in China-
Riding a flying dragon-
In the second century A.D.-
While drinking tea-
And was brought to Japan-
On a ladder-
In the 6th century-
IN DECEMBER!
Cindy, I didn't know you and Jimmy were doing this report together.
We're not!
Cindy's pants are going down!
My uncle is from Texas!
So. Neutron, I bet you think you're a great big hero.
Well, Cindy, you know, it's just all...
It was your stupid fault all this happened! I'm watching you, Big Brain. But I was in my underwear.
Well, I'm left speechless. Ultra Lord, would you care to retort. [imitating Ultra Lord] My new pants are, like, so cool! I could just about die. [normally] That's just what I was thinking.
I missed you, pants. It's so good to be back inside.
Can we go to the movies now, Jimmy?
Okay. Last one there buys the candy!
[sternly] James Isaac Neutron, you made this mess, and you guys are not going anywhere until you 3…pick up these pants.
Mom!
Mrs. Neutron!
[as Jimmy sadly marches on his way to school] Honestly, Jimmy, sometimes I wish you weren't such a little genius.
Neutron, why don't you just go to college and leave us all alone.
[The students chatter in agreement as Principal Willoughby walks in the classroom]
Good news, everyone, Jimmy Neutron's state test scores were the highest in world history. [Jimmy cowers in his seat as all the students glare coldly at him and leave for recess as the bell rings] Okay, time for recess. [shouting] NO ONE GO NEAR JIMMY'S HEAD! [quietly] That was precious cargo.
I liked your project, Libby.
Ah! [holds up a skull in front of Jimmy's face] Talk to the skull.
[after Jimmy attempts to use the Brain Drain helmet on himself] Wow, look at him. He looks so...so similar.
Aw, that's okay, Jim. There's always next time.
[notices the shine on his inventions, speaking in a derpy-like voice] Shiny? Shiny! I like shiny!
It worked!
Hey, have you guys seen my loopy dance? [singing] I'm loopy, I'm loopy, I'm loopy, loopy, loopy...
You know, this new Jimmy seems kinda stupid.
Yeah, he's really messed up. [beat] I like him!
Me too!
Can we keep him?
Okay, who can tell me the square root of 144? Bwaaak!
[raises hand] I know! Eleventy-six!
Well, no, I'm sorry. [squawks] That was wrong! [the kids gasp; Cindy raises her hand] Cindy?
12.
No! [crying] It's 18!
Haha. Funny monkey! Hahahaha.
We're doomed!
Oh... I wish Jimmy hadn't made himself so dumb.
What?!
Well, you see, Jimmy was in his lab alone and he just...
Show me!
Okay, Neutron. How does this thing work?
I don't know, Susie.
It's Cindy!
You're kinda cute...
[flinches] Aah! I'll wing it!
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