[Aboard the giant Yolkian chicken ship, King Goobot has gathered every villain Jimmy has defeated together for the first League of Villains meeting]
Welcome, fellow villains. I believe introductions are in order. I am King Goobot of Yolkus, and this is my assistant, Ooblar. Oh! Oopsy! [chuckles] I forgot- I traded Ooblar to the Bulgosians for some sulfur butter.
I'm Beautiful Gorgeous, and I broke out of prison for this, so it better be good. [to Calamitous] Pop?
Professor Finbarr Calamitous. I recently escaped, too. I used a…well, not a chisel, exactly, more of a long thingy with, uh, sort of forky prongs…
[annoyingly impatient] Tick-tock, baldy! Let's move on! I'm Baby Eddie. Yeah, I'm a baby. Deal with it.
The Junkman, purveyor of fine refuse products throughout the galaxy. You trash it, I cash it.
I'm Grandma Taters, and I'm so happy to be here! Let's all sing "The Happy Song." [takes out her guitar and starts singing] ♪ Happy, happy, happy, happy… ♪
[whistles] That'll do, ancient one. We're the space bandits of the Dimdar Galaxy. I'm Zix, and this is Travoltron and Tee.
TeeHey, why can't I introduce myself?!
TTravoltron
'Cause he already introduced you, bonehead.
Tee
You calling me a bonehead?! How'd you like to be a no-head?!
If you gill breathers are done, I am Eustace Strych, and I could buy and sell you all!
Gentlemen, ladies, settle! I've called you here for a reason.
[Aboard The Junkman's ship, the League of Villains circle around Jimmy]
[wakes up and gasps in horror] King Goobot, Baby Eddie, Grandma Taters, The Junkman, Eustace (Strych), Professor Calamitous, Beautiful Gorgeous, Zix, Travoltron, and Tee!
Tee
How come he said my name last?!
Hello, Jimmy. We were just in the neighborhood and thought we'd drop by. Care to go for a little ride? It will be your LAST!
[The League of Villains put Jimmy on trial]
Quiet! Quiet, I say! Quiet. Court is in session. The League of Villains vs. Jimmy Neutron. King Goobot presiding.
Wait, you're putting me on trial?!
Of course! We're doing things by the book.
"The Big Book of Sham Trials." Be seated, jury.
Do I have to sit next to stink boy here? I'm gonna throw up.
He can't smell any worse than this baby.
Hey, I'm a baby. Babies poop! What? You didn't poop when you were a baby?
Order! Order! Bailiff, control the jury.
Tee
Man, why do I got to be the bailiff? I want to be on the jury!
Too late. We already voted.
Tee
How come I didn't get a vote?
VVillains
'Cause you're not on the jury. [laughing]
Order! Order, I say! James Isaac Neutron, you are charged with blocking the spread of evil, ruining diabolical plans and being an annoying pest. How do you plead?
Well, first I have to say…
Time's up. Thank you. The jury will now read the verdict.
I didn't even get to defend myself!
Hello! This is a League of Villains. What did you expect? Jury, how do you find the defendant?
[last lines]
Tee
This baby gonna hurt you, fool! Hurt you bad!
TTravolton
This is totally embarrassing!
I am not a baby. I'm a ruthless intergalactic mastermind!
I think someone needs a nap! [closes the lid on them]
The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius · 473 quotes
