Miss Fowl quotes from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Miss Fowl

[after Jimmy invisibly steals her sandwich] Well I...Who took my sandwich? [spots a squirrel] So that's your game, is it? well, Mr. I'm-Too-Good-For-Acorns, how'd you like a nice detention?

Miss Fowl

No truck-driving in the hall!

After him! Fly, my pretties, FLY!

Cindy

Origami: the ancient art of Japanese paper folding. I will be making the most difficult of all origami structures; a snow monkey.

Actually, paper folding originated in China-

Cindy

Riding a flying dragon-

In the second century A.D.-

Cindy

While drinking tea-

And was brought to Japan-

Cindy

On a ladder-

In the 6th century-

Cindy

IN DECEMBER!

Miss Fowl

Cindy, I didn't know you and Jimmy were doing this report together.

Cindy

We're not!

Miss Fowl

Okay, who can tell me the square root of 144? Bwaaak!

[raises hand] I know! Eleventy-six!

Miss Fowl

Well, no, I'm sorry. [squawks] That was wrong! [the kids gasp; Cindy raises her hand] Cindy?

Cindy

12.

Miss Fowl

No! [crying] It's 18!

Miss Fowl

Well, after making some creative adjustments in the final tally here are the contest results IT'S A TIE! Jimmy Neutron and Cindy Vortex! [both Jimmy and Cindy are shocked] The two of you are going to Retroland together!

I demand a recount!

Cindy

I demand to be transferred to another school!

I'm not having fun.

Cindy

Neither am I, Nerd-tron!

Want some gum?

Cindy

No!

Don't worry. Despite your muteness behavior, you'll all still get a cut of the treasure.

Miss Fowl

This is the most delicious saltwater taffy I've ever tasted, children. Your project gets an A-plus!

Cindy

You know, Jimmy, I hear each one of these pieces of taffy is worth over three cents.

I don't wanna talk about it. [resumes hitting his head]

Carl, you're asleep. This is a dream.

Carl

Don't be silly. If this was a dream, could I do... [pulls a brain out from his head] this?

That's the only time you can do it! Carl, you're asleep, there are llamas in the classroom! Libby rowed to school with a plastic leg!

Carl

Her paddle broke.

We must get to the bottom of this! [slaps Carl's shoulder]

Cindy

He-He touched his astounded Carl-ness!

Miss Fowl

Throw him in the Ultra Principal!

You can’t just have anything you want!

Carl

I want a drum solo!

Sheen

I want a behind the scenes documentary tracing my amazing ride to fame! While revealing several humiliating skeletons in my closet!

Augh I can’t believe I even let you two in my band!

Carl

Your band?!

Yes, my band! If it wasn’t for my instruments, you'd be blowing nose bubbles and spitting water!

Sheen

Oh, yeah?!

Yeah!

Sheen

Well, here's what I think about your stupid instruments! [he and Carl throw the instruments out the window]

Hey! You just destroyed my instruments!

Sheen

Who needs your stupid instruments when you've got my musical genius?

Carl

Oh, you're both a couple of ruddy twits!

That's it!

Hugh

[repeated line] You kids, good luck tonight! And remember, have fun with it!

Wait a minute. Sheen, Carl! What are we doing?

Sheen

Well, I was about to strangle Carl.

Carl

Yeah, and I was about to slap Sheen on the back of the head.

Look at us, we’re best friends. And ever since we started this band, we’ve been arguing and fighting. We’re so obsessed with becoming rock stars that we’ve forgotten the real reason we did this. To beat Cindy and Libby!

Yeah!!!

Miss Fowl

Llama Lords of Science wrrraaa-aa you’re on!

Sheen

We can’t go on without our instruments! They’ll laugh at us!

Carl

They’ll write unkind things about us in our yearbooks.

Miss Fowl

[enters the classroom with pop quiz papers] Quiet, children. Pop quiz!

I hope you enjoyed your straight A's, Neutron, 'cause they're a thing of the past. [begins quiz] "The ant is a member of the vegetable family."

[working on quiz] "Name the planets: Farkle… Gub-Gub…"

Miss Fowl

I would like an explanation for these two disgraceful papers.

There is a simple explanation, Miss Fowl. I, Jimmy Neutron, am a complete gabble headed dipstick!

Miss Fowl

Huh?

But not as big a dipstick as you are, Miss Fowl! And if I don't get a month's worth of detention for that, you are even dumber than you look!

Oh yeah?! Well, how many detentions is this worth, Miss Fowl-breath? [she gets on her desk kicks all the papers off]

Miss Fowl

Confiscate! Must confiscate! I’ll take this roof, young man! You can't have it back at the end of class!

Judy

Drop the toaster and run for it!

Hugh

Gah, but I wanna see the big lady. And it's not just a toaster it does waffles too!

Judy

Hugh!

Miss Fowl

Is that you, Ernest Abercrombie?! Where is your homework?! It was 28 years overdue!

Sheen

Listen to her roar of terror!

Carl

No, that was my belly. I never ate breakfast or lunch, remember?

[back in school] I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm finally glad to be going back to normal enough for school.

Libby

[also back in school with her wasp sting in the middle of her forehead] Yeah! I'm never getting sick again! Plus, one little sting from that wasp really hurt!

Cindy

[also back in school as well, but with needle marks all over her body and still in her bathing suit] One little sting? Try 678 needles, Folfax, and then talk to me about pain! [angrily gets in Libby's face]

Libby

Wait a minute, Vortex. Why are you still in your bathing suit?

Cindy

[stops getting angry] Oh. No reason.

[rocking back and forth, muttering helplessly] No more leeches, Mama, no more leeches, Mama, no more leeches, Mama.

Miss Fowl

It's so good to have you all back! Now I'd like you to meet a new student! Please give a nice warm friendly welcome to Yentl Marmelstein!

Hi, I-sniff-gee-yuck-choo, oh sorry, I have a cold.

NO!

Libby

[freaks out from her seat with Cindy shivers violently in fear and horror] Keep her away from us!

Sheen

[holds his arms and crosses his fingers looking like a x] Unclean! Unclean!

Carl

[wiggles his arms and legs and bolts upright from his seat] SANCTUARY! SANCTUARY!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Miss Fowl

I think they LIKE you!

Miss Fowl

Good report, Libby, but next time leave off the headphones. I've been asking you to wrap it up for the last 20 minutes.

Libby

[misunderstanding] What?!

Miss Fowl

I said, next time you can't…

Libby

[still misunderstanding] Pardon?

Miss Fowl

I said sit down! [gets up from her desk with graded chemistry tests from last week as Libby sits back down in her seat] Now, class, time to hand back last week's chemistry test. [hands Cindy her graded test] Congratulations, Cindy. You got the best grade in the whole class.

Cindy

A-plus. Pack it in, Neutron. Your best years are behind you. I got an A-plus to your lowly…

[holds up his graded test; smugly and satisfied] Not a chance, Vortex. Now read it and weep!

Cindy

A-plus-plus?! Miss Fowl, I thought you said I got the best grade in class.

Miss Fowl

I meant, except for Jimmy. Do I really need to say that every time?

King Goobot

Good people of Earth, there's no cause for alarm. We come in peace.

Miss Fowl

Good, now go in peace!