[Vortex residence; Cindy goes under acupuncture, wearing her bathing suit and covered in needles]
Mrs. Vortex
Relax, Cindy, only 678 more needles to go.
[Wheezer residence; Mr. Wheezer has put Carl in a plastic bubble]
[laughing] This is the same plastic bubble my father put me in for 14 happy years! Hey, there, Bubble Boy!
[Folfax residence; Mrs. Folfax is holding a jar up against Libby's forehead with a wasp inside]
FMrs. Folfax
Relax, Libby, baby, it's only a little wasp. Your great-great-great grandmother used wasps to cure everything!
[moves, releasing the wasp] Then why don’t you dig her up and let us sting her? ...I'm sorry, Mama.
[Estevez residence: Sheen is sitting on a chair upside down as his dad grinds pepper up his nose]
Alright! The old "pepper up the nose" cure! I love it! Bring it on!
Listen to me, people. We can't let the army keep our babies in that horrible Area 86.
Yeah, it's probably crawling with germs and all sorts of allergies.
Mrs. Vortex
My Cindy's too delicate. She can't do hard time.
FMrs. Folfax
And my poor Libby doesn't have a thing to wear.
Mrs. Vortex
I demand to know how this happened!
Well, Judy was tinkering with Jimmy's stuff. I'd ask her.
[offended] Oh, really?! Well, Mr. Let's-Push-All-the-Buttons…
Now, honey, name calling won't solve this mess you got us in. Besides, we may be here for a while. Look, some people seem to be adapting.
School is in session. Today's lesson is how to not get eaten by a giant fire ant. [squawks]
Miss Fowl, a raptor ate my homework.
MMan
So, what do you got, Sam?
Rock burgers, rock dogs and rock lobster with a side of rocks.
MMan
I'll just have soup.
One hot water! Hold the rocks!
Well, I guess we could live here. I could make curtains and paint the walls with some berry juice.
Now, that's the spirit, Sugar. Maybe it will distract you from thinking about our missing Jimbo.
Oopsy. There, Sugarbooger. Remember, we're in the Cretaceous Era. We've got millions of years to come up with a plan to save him.
Hugh, are you aware that most of the things you say make no sense?