Jimmy quotes from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Cindy's pants are going down!

I have miscalculated. It's not about superior intellect. It's all about manipulating emotions with shallow unscrupulous behavior! Quick, Goddard! Options! "Take tap dancing lessons." Jimmy Neutron doesn't dance, Goddard. "Go back in time and tell Cindy you will lose the contest." Goddard, who's kind of side are you on?! "Build a better salesman." That's it! If I can't be a better salesman, I'll create a better salesman! [cut to Jimmy's lab where he has invented a robotic salesman] The Willy Loman 3000- a super-selling machine programmed to make the sale at any cost. He will not take no for an answer.

Well, if the parental units won't provide me with a sibling, I'll just have to take matters into my own hands.

Now make with the option. "Convince town that electricity's overrated." No. "Change name and flee country." Possibly. "Break up Edison and Miss Fowl." That's it! If I can break them up, Edison won't have any reason to stay here.

[mimicking Edison] Hey, you mangy canine, get away from there! [Goddard barks; normal voice] Haha! Fooled you. It's just me, Goddard. See, I installed a voice transformer inside this walkie-talkie. Observe. [mimicking Edison] Whip-diddly-doo, everybody! [normal voice] Pretty good, huh? Now open wide, boy. [Goddard whines] Aw, Goddard, this is going to help me break up Edison and Miss Fowl. Now, come on pretend it's a nice, crunchy lug nut. [Goddard yells and runs away] Sufferin' Saturn.

Ugh, gee, Goddard. It's not fair. Wish I could go back in time and convince him to invest in… [gets an idea] Wait, I got it. If we go back in time, I can convince Dad to invest in McSpanky's, and then, we'll have all the money we'll ever need!

Anyone familiar with the Sea of Japan?

[peeping at something under the bed] That's what you're scared of? [lifts the bed, reveals a lima bean playing the harmonica] A stupid lima bean? I know you hate 'em, Carl; but they're not scary. [a lima bean eats the harmonica and becomes a monster]

[laughs manically] Invisible Boy strikes! This may be my greatest invention ever! Think what I can do! Think what I shouldn't do, but will do. Think... [realizes he can't stop running] Wait a minute. Something's wrong. I can't stop! Oh, no! Mom was right! The combustion cycle is accelerating out of control! Can't...get my shoes...off! Must... [grunts as he tries to take his shoes off]

And so, in 1851, physicist Jean Foucault, hung a pendulum from a 200 foot wire-much as I've done here-and proved the Earth revolves.

Brain blast! Carl, hand me that hamster trail. Sheen, get my magnifying ray. I'm gonna lure Mr. Wuggles back to the lab with the one thing no hamster can resist.

Jimmy Neutron is on the loose!

I'm stuck in my birthday!

Uh if you need me, I’ll be reflecting on how fortunate I am to have such forgiving parents bye-

No one with a genius IQ should have to scrub floors to pay off a clown… how long does this go on for?