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The Junkman quotes from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Played by Charlie Adler · 5 quotes

The Junkman

In 5 of the 473 quotes from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
Most scenes with: Beautiful Gorgeous (4), King Goobot (3), Eustace (3)

Lines by The Junkman 1

Junkman

Roxy! Bad dog, bad dog, bad dog! No kissing the new lamp! Hey, the water sacks. Roxy, sic 'em! ( growling ) ( barking ) Ow! Ooh, bad girl. Someone is not getting her proton snack tonight.

Scenes with The Junkman 4

[Aboard the giant Yolkian chicken ship, King Goobot has gathered every villain Jimmy has defeated together for the first League of Villains meeting]

Welcome, fellow villains. I believe introductions are in order. I am King Goobot of Yolkus, and this is my assistant, Ooblar. Oh! Oopsy! [chuckles] I forgot- I traded Ooblar to the Bulgosians for some sulfur butter.

I'm Beautiful Gorgeous, and I broke out of prison for this, so it better be good. [to Calamitous] Pop?

Professor Finbarr Calamitous. I recently escaped, too. I used a…well, not a chisel, exactly, more of a long thingy with, uh, sort of forky prongs…

[annoyingly impatient] Tick-tock, baldy! Let's move on! I'm Baby Eddie. Yeah, I'm a baby. Deal with it.

The Junkman

The Junkman, purveyor of fine refuse products throughout the galaxy. You trash it, I cash it.

I'm Grandma Taters, and I'm so happy to be here! Let's all sing "The Happy Song." [takes out her guitar and starts singing] ♪ Happy, happy, happy, happy… ♪

[whistles] That'll do, ancient one. We're the space bandits of the Dimdar Galaxy. I'm Zix, and this is Travoltron and Tee.

Hey, why can't I introduce myself?!

TTravoltron

'Cause he already introduced you, bonehead.

You calling me a bonehead?! How'd you like to be a no-head?!

If you gill breathers are done, I am Eustace Strych, and I could buy and sell you all!

The Junkman

Make me an offer.

Gentlemen, ladies, settle! I've called you here for a reason.

In order to abduct Jimmy Neutron, you'll be split into teams. First team: Baby Eddie and Grandma Taters.

Ooh, we're going to have such a good time!

I've got to be with the old broad? That stinks!

[sweetly] I could just eat you up… [menacingly in her true self] and maybe I will!

Team two: Beautiful Gorgeous and the Junkman.

The Junkman

Yuck!

The feeling is mutual.

Hey, Junkster, I'll trade you Wrinkles for Dollface.

No trading! Team three: Eustace Strych and Professor Calamitous.

What?! The guy who can't complete a sentence? I can't work with that fool.

Watch your tongue, sonny, or I'll… I'll… well, I'll…

Yes, fine, get back to me on that before I go to college!

Jimmy Neutron's sentence has been decided. We shall blast him and his annoying sidekick into deep space!

The Junkman

I still say we should eat him!

Mr. Noxious, would you mind staying a minimum of 20 feet away from me so that I don't get nauseous?

The Junkman

Gladly.

Hey, Gorgeous, after this is all over, you want to grab dinner and a movie?

Buzz off, baby.

[Baby Eddie blows raspberry at her in return]

Can we wrap this up? I have a polo lesson in two hours.

[Jimmy pours the love potion into a hollow stalagmite as a blowgun and blows it on The Junkman and Beautiful Gorgeous, making them fall in love with each other]

The Junkman

You're beautiful!

Kiss me, you fool!

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