Eustace quotes from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Eustace

Let the game begin!

Hugh

Way to go, son! You made your ancestors proud.

Eustace

Yes, well done, Jimmy. Well done indeed. Listen, why don't you and your "people" pop over to the compound for a celebratory Flurp and ice cream banquet?

I think I'd rather gargle liquid Nitrogen!

Hugh

Jimbo, that was rude. Now your ancestors are ashamed again.

Sheen

Wow, this place is awesome!

Eustace

: It's nothing, really. Sorry about the heliport, we're having it redone.

Cindy

Wow, Neutron, this sure beats the heck out of your dinky little clubhouse.

It's not "dinky," it's ergonomic!

Eustace

Oh, no, no, no, Cindy, I'm sure that Jimmy's clubhouse is state-of-the-art-- primitive art, that is. [Everyone laughs as Jimmy fumes furiously] Thank you so much.

Hugh

He got you there, Jimbo.

King Goobot

Welcome, fellow villains. I believe introductions are in order. I am King Goobot of Yolkus, and this is my assistant, Ooblar. Oh! Oopsy! [chuckles] I forgot- I traded Ooblar to the Bulgosians for some sulfur butter.

Beautiful Gorgeous

I'm Beautiful Gorgeous, and I broke out of prison for this, so it better be good. [to Calamitous] Pop?

Professor Calamitous

Professor Finbarr Calamitous. I recently escaped, too. I used a…well, not a chisel, exactly, more of a long thingy with, uh, sort of forky prongs…

[annoyingly impatient] Tick-tock, baldy! Let's move on! I'm Baby Eddie. Yeah, I'm a baby. Deal with it.

The Junkman

The Junkman, purveyor of fine refuse products throughout the galaxy. You trash it, I cash it.

Grandma Taters

I'm Grandma Taters, and I'm so happy to be here! Let's all sing "The Happy Song." [takes out her guitar and starts singing] ♪ Happy, happy, happy, happy… ♪

Zix

[whistles] That'll do, ancient one. We're the space bandits of the Dimdar Galaxy. I'm Zix, and this is Travoltron and Tee.

Tee

Hey, why can't I introduce myself?!

'Cause he already introduced you, bonehead.

Tee

You calling me a bonehead?! How'd you like to be a no-head?!

Eustace

If you gill breathers are done, I am Eustace Strych, and I could buy and sell you all!

The Junkman

Make me an offer.

King Goobot

Gentlemen, ladies, settle! I've called you here for a reason.

King Goobot

In order to abduct Jimmy Neutron, you'll be split into teams. First team: Baby Eddie and Grandma Taters.

Grandma Taters

Ooh, we're going to have such a good time!

I've got to be with the old broad? That stinks!

Grandma Taters

[sweetly] I could just eat you up… [menacingly in her true self] and maybe I will!

King Goobot

Team two: Beautiful Gorgeous and the Junkman.

The Junkman

Yuck!

Beautiful Gorgeous

The feeling is mutual.

Hey, Junkster, I'll trade you Wrinkles for Dollface.

King Goobot

No trading! Team three: Eustace Strych and Professor Calamitous.

Eustace

What?! The guy who can't complete a sentence? I can't work with that fool.

Professor Calamitous

Watch your tongue, sonny, or I'll… I'll… well, I'll…

Eustace

Yes, fine, get back to me on that before I go to college!

King Goobot

Jimmy Neutron's sentence has been decided. We shall blast him and his annoying sidekick into deep space!

The Junkman

I still say we should eat him!

Beautiful Gorgeous

Mr. Noxious, would you mind staying a minimum of 20 feet away from me so that I don't get nauseous?

The Junkman

Gladly.

Hey, Gorgeous, after this is all over, you want to grab dinner and a movie?

Beautiful Gorgeous

Buzz off, baby.

Eustace

Can we wrap this up? I have a polo lesson in two hours.

Eustace

Is that who I think it is? How delicious! Hello, Neutron.

Libby

[to Cindy] It's that spoiled rich kid who has it in for Jimmy!

Eustace Strych. I thought you were grounded for life.

Eustace

Yes, well, my daddy's will is easily manipulated. So, Jimmy, did you forget that I'd sworn everlasting vengeance against you?

Hmm, it sort of slipped my mind because I have a life, you loser!

Eustace

Don't get saucy with me.