[Aboard the giant Yolkian chicken ship, King Goobot has gathered every villain Jimmy has defeated together for the first League of Villains meeting]
Welcome, fellow villains. I believe introductions are in order. I am King Goobot of Yolkus, and this is my assistant, Ooblar. Oh! Oopsy! [chuckles] I forgot- I traded Ooblar to the Bulgosians for some sulfur butter.
I'm Beautiful Gorgeous, and I broke out of prison for this, so it better be good. [to Calamitous] Pop?
Professor Finbarr Calamitous. I recently escaped, too. I used a…well, not a chisel, exactly, more of a long thingy with, uh, sort of forky prongs…
BEBaby Eddie
[annoyingly impatient] Tick-tock, baldy! Let's move on! I'm Baby Eddie. Yeah, I'm a baby. Deal with it.
The Junkman, purveyor of fine refuse products throughout the galaxy. You trash it, I cash it.
I'm Grandma Taters, and I'm so happy to be here! Let's all sing "The Happy Song." [takes out her guitar and starts singing] ♪ Happy, happy, happy, happy… ♪
[whistles] That'll do, ancient one. We're the space bandits of the Dimdar Galaxy. I'm Zix, and this is Travoltron and Tee.
Hey, why can't I introduce myself?!
TTravoltron
'Cause he already introduced you, bonehead.
You calling me a bonehead?! How'd you like to be a no-head?!
If you gill breathers are done, I am Eustace Strych, and I could buy and sell you all!
Gentlemen, ladies, settle! I've called you here for a reason.
In order to abduct Jimmy Neutron, you'll be split into teams. First team: Baby Eddie and Grandma Taters.
Ooh, we're going to have such a good time!
BEBaby Eddie
I've got to be with the old broad? That stinks!
[sweetly] I could just eat you up… [menacingly in her true self] and maybe I will!
Team two: Beautiful Gorgeous and the Junkman.
BEBaby Eddie
Hey, Junkster, I'll trade you Wrinkles for Dollface.
No trading! Team three: Eustace Strych and Professor Calamitous.
What?! The guy who can't complete a sentence? I can't work with that fool.
Watch your tongue, sonny, or I'll… I'll… well, I'll…
Yes, fine, get back to me on that before I go to college!
[The League of Villains put Jimmy on trial]
Quiet! Quiet, I say! Quiet. Court is in session. The League of Villains vs. Jimmy Neutron. King Goobot presiding.
Wait, you're putting me on trial?!
Of course! We're doing things by the book.
"The Big Book of Sham Trials." Be seated, jury.
Do I have to sit next to stink boy here? I'm gonna throw up.
He can't smell any worse than this baby.
BEBaby Eddie
Hey, I'm a baby. Babies poop! What? You didn't poop when you were a baby?
Order! Order! Bailiff, control the jury.
Man, why do I got to be the bailiff? I want to be on the jury!
Too late. We already voted.
How come I didn't get a vote?
VVillains
'Cause you're not on the jury. [laughing]
Order! Order, I say! James Isaac Neutron, you are charged with blocking the spread of evil, ruining diabolical plans and being an annoying pest. How do you plead?
Well, first I have to say…
Time's up. Thank you. The jury will now read the verdict.
I didn't even get to defend myself!
Hello! This is a League of Villains. What did you expect? Jury, how do you find the defendant?
Jimmy Neutron's sentence has been decided. We shall blast him and his annoying sidekick into deep space!
I still say we should eat him!
Mr. Noxious, would you mind staying a minimum of 20 feet away from me so that I don't get nauseous?
BEBaby Eddie
Hey, Gorgeous, after this is all over, you want to grab dinner and a movie?
[Baby Eddie blows raspberry at her in return]
Can we wrap this up? I have a polo lesson in two hours.
BEBaby Eddie
[laughing wickedly] Haven't you figured it out yet, Jimmy?
BEBaby Eddie
Man, did I have you barking up the wrong tree. You know, maybe you ain't as bright as everybody thinks.
How can I be so naive? I only checked the DNA of adult Neutrons. I never guessed that…
BEBaby Eddie
A baby could be as smart as you? Heck, I'm smarter. And, I'm only 17 1/2 months old. Wait till I hit puberty- bah-bing!
Why'd you do it, Cousin Eddie?! WHY?!
For Aunt Amanda's money, Sheen.
BEBaby Eddie
Ding! We got a winner! Now, think fast, nimrods! [traps the boys and Cousin Gomer in his unbreakable fun rings] Don't waste your time. Nothing can escape my unbreakable fun rings.
You're a bad baby, Eddie, and you got a diaper full of evil!
BEBaby Eddie
[zaps Goddard with his rattle and sees a tritium battery] Oh! What do we have here? A tritium battery, and a big one!
Eddie, no! If that battery goes critical, it could take out the entire family!
BEBaby Eddie
Duh! You know, Jimmy, sometimes you're almost as dumb as Gomer.
CGCousin Gomer
You know there's match two, man!
BEBaby Eddie
Oh, FYI, those rings will keep shrinking until the life's completely squeezed out of you!
BEBaby Eddie
Arrivederci, losers! [wickedly cackles and exits the nursery, unaware that Goddard is still operative]
BEBaby Eddie
[sneaks past the family and places the battery in the birthday candle] Zappa du ba-ba, zappa du ba-ba, Zap, Zap, Zappity bo-ba!
All right, it's time for Aunt Amanda's birthday cake, everyone. Come on! [the family heads to the cake; Hugh places the candle holder on top of the cake]
NFNeutron Family
[singing] Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday! [suddenly Baby Eddie zaps the battery in the cake, much to the family's horror]
[races outside the house riding on Goddard in his Flycyle mode] GET DOWN, EVERYONE! [the adult Neutrons duck for cover as Jimmy removes the bomb and throws it into the sky, where Goddard blows it up with lasers before making a landing, while Jimmy goes face-to-face with Baby Eddie] Too bad you didn't know about Goddard's backup battery. It's all over, Eddie! Oh, you're going down, baby. [he and Baby Eddie have a brawl and the adult Neutrons shriek, then Jimmy launches Eddie who hits a picnic table, sending party hats and presents flying everywhere and catapulting the birthday cake, which lands on Aunt Amanda's head]
All right, all right, all right, break it up now. Jimbo, we told you to stay in the house!
This is the child you raised?! A vicious, rotten baby mauler?!
It's not what you think, Aunt Amanda! Eddie's an evil genius! He was trying to blow everyone up so he could get your fortune!
BEBaby Eddie
[in baby voice] Goo.
He takes after her side of the family! [points at Judy]
He may be adopted. It looks nothing like me.
[A high-pitched whirring sound is heard]
KAunt Kari
Wait. There's that horrible noise again!
I know, Aunt Kari. I reset Eddie's rattle during our struggle. It's programmed to overload.
[The sound is shown coming from Baby Eddie's rattle]
BEBaby Eddie
Oh, poopy! [throws his rattle into the air and it explodes] You broke my rattle! You dweeby, no-good, pointy-headed, weasel-faced freak! [The adult Neutrons are shocked as he accidentally reveals his true colors while Jimmy grins smugly] Uh, I mean… [in baby voice] Goo?
That baby's a bad seed! [to Jimmy] It's Jimmy who's the good nephew!
[The adult Neutrons cheer for Jimmy and forgive him as Sheen, Carl, and Cousin Gomer exit the house]
KAunt Kari
I'm so sorry little Eddie tried to destroy us all.
If I were you Aunt Kari, I'd keep him on a baby leash.
BEBaby Eddie
Oh, no, not the leash! I'll get you for this, Cousin Jimmy, you hear me?! This ain't finished, not by a long shot! Hey, where's my juicy cup? Where is the cup that I can spill without spilling?
Dad, our family is very weird.
It sure is, son. It sure is.
The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius · 473 quotes
