Principal Willoughby quotes from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Stop them before they're nice again!

Cindy

Neutron, why don't you just go to college and leave us all alone.

Good news, everyone, Jimmy Neutron's state test scores were the highest in world history. [Jimmy cowers in his seat as all the students glare coldly at him and leave for recess as the bell rings] Okay, time for recess. [shouting] NO ONE GO NEAR JIMMY'S HEAD! [quietly] That was precious cargo.

I liked your project, Libby.

Libby

Ah! [holds up a skull in front of Jimmy's face] Talk to the skull.

Jimmy, I'd like you to meet the new producer of Science with Jimmy!

NO!

And... [Libby enters the room as well.] Your new co-host!

NO!

Libby

Jimmy, calm down. We know that you want the show to educate people. We deeply and genuinely respect that.

NO!

Libby

Okay, that concludes the boring and annoying portion of the program. Our next act…

Cindy

[runs up on the stage and takes the microphone out of Libby's hand] Wait! I think Jimmy's telling the truth!

You do?

Cindy

Yes! While I have no idea how the Yolkians could possibly have gotten into Jimmy's lab… Well, the point is, we owe Jimmy! Who saved us when hostile pants were on the loose in the whole city? Who repelled the giant flaming meteor headed straight for town? Who risked his life to shrink Miss Fowl down to size when she was 50 feet tall? Okay, I know. All of those things were Neutron's fault in the first place, but he still risked his life to save us! The least we owe him is our trust!

Sam

You know, the annoying blonde girl has a point.

Eh, she usually hates Jimmy.

Miss Fowl

Well, Jimmy did save me from being a giant freak woman.

Libby

Give it up for Jimmy! [the crowd cheers for him] We believe in you, Jimmy!

Now, wait just a minute. I'm not believing a word Jimmy says until I have some decent credible evidence. [Poultra roars in distance] Works for me.

Miss Fowl

Sweet muffins, we're trapped!

Hugh

[as the Yolkians release Poultra's water dish] Hey, look! Jimmy's wrong again. The nice Yolkians built us a swimming pool.

Judy

Hugh, that's Poultra's water dish!

Libby

[to the mummies; portraying as the queen]' I order you mummies to start sleeping for 5--

10!

Libby

15 trillion more years! [the mummies fall asleep] Sleep tight, and don't let the scarab bugs bite.

Carl, give me the Electro-Life.

Carl

Why, Jimmy?

Some things should not see the light of day, for who am I, a mere mortal to alter the very laws of mortality.

Cindy

Good thing we're in a tomb, 'cause you're boring us to death.

Sheen

[off-screen] Hey, guys! I did it! I finally found the bathroom! [gets his head thumped; painfully] OW! Why must the good get hit on their heads again? [Later outside… the gang are all in Jimmy's hover car, ready to return to Retroville] Sayonara, cruel desert!

Carl

Don't forget to write!

Libby

You know, I think I'm down with this new look. I'm gonna keep it.

Cindy

[sarcastically] So, do we have to address you as "Superqueen Libby" as of right now?

Libby

[giggles] No, [jokingly] but "Your Mighty Fine Royal Marvelousness" WILL do.

Light speed back to Retroville!

Carl

[loudly] Miss Fowl, we're back!

[all annoyed] Carl!

Miss Fowl

[waking up along with Principal Willoughby] Where have you children been?! I want the truth, pronto!

And I'll have none of this whole "school tanning salon" mumbo-jumbo!

Sheen

Uh, did I say we were going to the tanning salon? I meant, uh… the bathroom!

Oh. Well, all right, then.

Carl

In Egypt. And Libby got to be a queen, and mummies chased us, and we discovered a lost tomb!

Carl

We are so good.

Sheen

We're scary good.

Libby

Nobody can beat us.

Cindy

Look, guys, my cousin lent me his official, major-league bat signed by Tremendous Jackson himself.

Libby

Can I use it?

Carl

Me, too!

No, you can't use that. This stuff's been lucky for us. Changing now might jinx us.

Sheen

Jimmy's right, that's why I've been wearing the same underwear for the past six weeks.

Eww....

Cindy

That was embarrassing. I got this long sleeve shirt and my underwear too. And socks too.

If we want to keep winning, we keep using our old equipment.

Listen up everyone. I have an announcement to make today: Jimmy Neutron and his team will be going to Nagoya, Japan, for the Junior Baseball World Championships! Which just goes to show that even the worst, most untalented athletes can be great if they put their minds to it. So... sayonara.

Um... guys, I think there's something I should tell you...

Cindy

Me, too. I-I hate to admit it, Neutron, but, um, we wouldn't have gotten this far without you.

Carl

Yeah, for once and probably the only time in my life I'm a wiener-- I mean, winner. See how new it is?

Sheen

My life-long dream has been to go to Japan. I can finally meet Bonzilla!

Libby

So, Jimmy, what was it that you were going to say?

Um... let's go to Japan?

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the championship game between the Retroville 9 and, from Japan, the Super Dedicated Work Team!

Libby

Oh, I can't believe we're here. I don't know how we did it.

Uh, yeah, neither do I.

Carl

Boy, I love this sushi stuff, whatever it is.

Hi-ho, students! We have a new foreign exchange student joining us from Backhairistan. Please welcome Bolbi Stroganovsky!

Bolbi

Hello fellow learners! Call me Bolbi! I pretty much like you!

Miss Fowl

Hello! We were just seeing who wanted to run for...

Bolbi

I run! I fast!

Miss Fowl

No, Bolbi! It doesn't mean run around the room. It means run for office of class president.

Bolbi

Oh! I do that too.

Libby

What's up, y'all? If I'm elected, I promise you 15 minutes of funk every day! Can you handle that?

Cindy

Tell it, sister! [kids cheer]

Can we afford funk, ev-er-y-day?

Libby

We will also start wearing uniforms... [kids groan] From the hottest fashion designers! [kids cheer]

Bolbi

Wait! Wait! You forget Bolbi! I act! I act good.

(sigh) Alright, Bolbi, give it a try.

Bolbi

(in deep voice) Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. [Miss Fowl sheds a tear]

Yeah, sorry, don't see it... So, we got our witches, Nick as Macbeth, Betty as Lady Macbeth, Sheen as the unimportant part, and by default, Bolbi will have to be Rangun the Space Pirate.

Bolbi

Is role I born to play!

Sheen

[singing badly] HOME, HOME ON THE RANGE-

NEXT!

Sheen

Eh, pardon?

Thank you. That's all I needed to hear.

Sheen

Well, I can't say I'm surprised. Now, let's talk rehearsal schedule, man. Tuesdays, I have my action figure support so that's no good for me. Mondays…

Oh, dear. I better explain. Um, Sheen, amigo, I'm afraid you won't be joining the chorus.

Sheen

What? You're rejecting me?

Now, now, now, don't take it personally. We needed an alto, and well, you're a… You're a…

Miss Fowl

You're a terrible singer!

Miss Fowl! You see, Sheen, your voice… Um, how shall I put this?

Miss Fowl

Your voice scares small children!

Miss Fowl, please! Look, Sheen, as chorus master, I know talent…

Miss Fowl

And that's what you have: no talent! [Principal Willougby is about to burst] I'm done.

Sheen

Wait a minute. I see what's going on here. You people don't think I'm a very good singer, do you? [Miss Fowl's about to say "Yes" but Principal Willougby covers her lips] Then you have silenced a precious talent! From this point on, I, Sheen, shall never grace the world with song again! [He storms offstage but then rans back to them] But if you guys change your mind, call me anytime.

Sheen

[singing badly] HOME, HOME ON THE RANGE...

NEXT!

Sheen

Please let me in the chorus! [Miss Fowl rips Sheen's fake mustache off his face] My voice grows on you!

Miss Fowl

So do liver spots, but I don't make you look at them! [cracks up laughing]

Now, Miss Fowl, that's not funny. [begins laughing] Okay, that's a little funny, but you know…

Sheen

I've got half a mind to report you!

Half a mind? No wonder you can't sing! [he and Miss Fowl burst out in laughter as Sheen storms out the auditorium] Oh, we are so fired. [Miss Fowl looks shocked]

Cindy

STOP, DON'T SING!

Miss Vortex, thank you for joining us, you're ten minutes late!

Cindy

Fellow choristers, due to a dangerous situation too complicated to go into now, this rehearsal is canceled! Now I know how painful this must be for all of you…

Heavens to Harvey Fierstein! This isn't the Pomona bypass.

Willoughby, you dink! I told you turn left at the Pants Outlet!

I'm frightened and nauseated. Where are we?

Miss Fowl

We're in hyperspace, where no teacher has gone before. [squawks] I've got a good idea who's responsible for this!

Friends, students, kids, lend me your ears! You may have noticed that Miss Fowl isn't here this morning.

Libby

Shouldn't they have returned from the Learn-a-palooza conference by now?

Thanks to my new hyper-chip, none of our teachers will be back for an entire week.

What's wrong, Carl? Is my seven-layer soy mulch too tough? Let Mommy pre-chew it for you.

Carl

Mmm! [sees Jimmy and Sheen reacting with disgust] I mean, gross!

You boys enjoy!

I can't take it anymore! I actually wish we had our old teachers back!

Carl

Are you gonna finish your soy mulch?

Parents want to be substitute teachers, huh? Well, I say it's time to sink some subs.

Miss Fowl

Keep searching, everyone. We're looking for some type of shiny, blink-y, science-y gizmo.

Do they have restrooms in hyperspace?

I'm keeping any change I find!

It will never happen again in fact I've learned a valuable important lesson about the importance of our teaching professionals.

Your still getting 900 days detention!

And no soup on soup Tuesday!

In fact drop and give me 40; maggot, RIGHT NOW!

[drops down on the ground, starting his 40 pushups as punishment; straining] But You're not... the boss... of me.

Miss Fowl

[sharply] Double time, Neutron!