Hugh quotes from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Hugh

Zingo! Let's have pie.

Hugh

[repeated line] You kids, good luck tonight! And remember, have fun with it!

Hugh

Now, glove up! Eyes on the ball! Gaylord Perry taught me this one! It's a "KnuckleBall"! Ready?!

Hugh

Holly Polka Dots?!

Hugh

[playing the ukulele] ♪ You're my Honolulu Lulu! Lulu! Like a little cockatoo in a tutu! ♪

Hugh

Whoo-hoo! I can't believe it, Sugar-Booger! We're finally gonna get to see Ducks, one of the greatest musicals ever made!

Hugh

Bathroom? Duck collection? Son?

Hugh

Sport, sport, zoopity zort! Losing blows eggwater!

Hugh

Cheaters, cheaters, that means we win! Ooh, goody goody goody, give me that prize!

Hugh

Sweet jumpin'... CRABGRASS!!!

Hugh

[petting a bunch of tiny tombstones on the dirt] Rest in peace, little fleas. Everything's all right now...because I got a brand new box in the mail!

Hugh

Don't make me blow this whistle, young man.

It's the good life, gentlemen. While the W.L. 3000 does all the work, we're here enjoying a tall cold one.

Sheen

And plan our VIP trip to Retroland.

Carl

HUZZAH!

Sheen

What?

Carl

"Huzzah" some goofy way to say "COOL!"!

[opens the door] What?!?!

Goo-ood afternoon, sir. May I say you look absolutely f-f-fabulous? Ha-ha-ha, yes, I agree it is beautiful out, heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh...

I don't want to buy nothin'.

Buy? Who said buy? I-I-I'd like to give you a piece of c-candy, absolutely free with no strings attached.

Forget it.

You can never have enough ca-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-andy, sir.

I can! And I DO! Good-bye! [almost closes the door]

[blocks the door] Y-Yes, y-y-y-yes, this is a "g-good buy".

[struggling to close the door] What part of "NO!" do you not understand?!

[looks at Goddard and holds him up] How about if I throw in this free-ee-ee-ee dog if you buy a box?

Hmm...what kind of dog is he?

He's your kind of dog. C-Congratulations. [gives Goddard to the man, takes his money and slams the door]

[from inside the house] Hey, what does he ea-? Wha-? Wha-? Oh! OH! Not on the carpet, yo-! Ooh...Are those lug nuts?

You gave away Goddard? But you can’t just...

How much do I hear for this strapping young lad? Large of head, brawny of brain.

Cindy

I'll give you 25 cents.

Wh-what are you... what...? 25 cents? I’m worth at least...

Sheen

50 cents.

Sheen?!

Sheen

Sorry, Jimmy, I always wanted to buy you ever since I was five years old!

And the bid is 50 cents... 50 cents... 50-50-50 cents. Four bits, four bits...

Judy

Oh, Hugh, you've got to do something.

Hugh

Don’t worry, sweet cheeks. I’ve got it covered. I'll give you one dollar!

Cindy

Two dollars!

Two dollars! Going once, going twice....

Hugh

Eh, too rich for my blood. See ya, Jimmy.

Judy

Hugh Neutron, you buy our son this instant!

Hugh

But I only have a dollar!

Judy

Oh!

Sheen

Come on! Come on! We need more money!

Cindy

Neutron is mine!

Oh, no, no. Think, think, think, think...

It would be very dangerous to eat more than one at a time.

Brain blast. Might I interest you in some free gum?

Did you say free? Once upon a time... It was the best of times it was the worst of times... Elementary, my dear Watson! Hop on Pop... You're a sorcerer-sorc-sorcerer, Harry! I'm telling you stay away from that! Huck-Finn. Danger! I followed the White-White Rabbit down the hole. Men are from M-M-Mars! Danger, Jimmy Neutron... That's Boo Radley! Danger! Literature overload! Lit-Lit-Literature overload... One for all and all for one! Danger! Jimmy Neutron! Danger! Goodnight, Moon. Danger! Danger! Danger, Danger! Danger! Danger! (Slowly) Danger...

Mom, Dad, I have an announcement.

Judy

Ooh, tell me now if this involves any principals, policemen, or government people.

Nope. Not this time.

Oh, good.

Goddard? [Goddard opens up a projection PowerPoint presentation with his mouth] As you know, research tells us the nuclear family of two or more progeny produces a higher happiness quotient than does a solo child family.

Hugh

Who wants to see the salt and pepper dance?

Oh, maybe I'll just cut to the chase. Mom, Dad, I want a little brother.

Judy

[surprised] Jimmy!

Hugh

Jimbo! Baby making is very…complicated, believe me…

Dad, Dad, it's not complicated, really. It's basically conception, right…?

Hugh

[covers his ears] ♪ La-la-la-la ♪

Judy

Hugh, Hugh! [to Jimmy] Sweetie, a new baby just isn't in the cards right now.

But, Mom, if the glandular timeline closes…

Hugh

That's enough. Okay, I want pie. Anyone else want pie? I want pie.

Hugh

All right, Jimbo, now listen. We're going to be staying at the Wild Animal Land in Dead Zebra Carcass suite. Don't tell your mother. It's gonna be a big surprise.

Judy

Oh, and Jimmy, Granny Neutron's coming over while we're gone.

Aw, Mom. Don't you remember my theorem proving mathematically, I don't need anyone to watch me?

Hugh

No, Jim-jam, she's not watching you, you're watching her.

Judy

Besides, you can keep each other company. Now, remember, we're counting on you to watch out for her.

Hugh

Oh, and don't conduct anymore experiments on her, Jimbo.

Judy

At her age, the last thing you want is excitement.

Granny

Told you I could get here from the airport in under fifty cents. [laughs]

Hugh

Mom!

Judy

Oh, Mother Neutron.

Hi, Granny.

Granny

Jimmy, you tote my clothes. Hugh, you carry my pills, syrups, salves serums, girdles, ointments, medical devices, and miscellaneous supports.