King GoobotMy friends, we share a common enemy, an enemy who must be stopped! Evil brothers and sisters, we are gathered here to plan the elimination of... JIMMY NEUTRON! [the villains cheer and the screen shows footage of Jimmy defeating them throughout the series] For years, that pesky little genius has defeated us, humiliated us, and almost destroyed us! None of us have been able to conquer Jimmy on our own, but if we band together, we can wipe him off the face of the galaxy and let evil triumph!
Mom, Dad, you can't honestly believe the Yolkians aren't evil anymore just 'cause they brought us presents.
But such lovely presents, dear. Hugh, look at my new diamond earrings again.
Still beautiful. You see, Jim-Jim, evil spaceniks are people just like you and me, and like people, they deserve a second chance, especially the ones with huge bags of gifts.
Well, the sooner they go back to Yolkus, the better, if you ask me.
King Goobot
[flushes the toilet as he exits the bathroom] Hello, Neutrons. How are my three humanoid life forms doing?
Mom! What's he doing here?!
Didn't you tell him, Hugh?
[realizes] Nope. Must've slipped my mind. Jimbo, say hello to our new houseguest—- King Goobot!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait! Time out, here! We're letting an evil alien live in our house?!
Now, Jimbo, don't be rude. The Yokians are friendly now. They've even offered to fill in for all of us at our humdrum jobs for as long as we want.
How do you like your steak cooked, Mr. Goobot?
King Goobot
Cooked?! Oh, uh, I mean, however you like it, my good woman.
Oh, what's the point of having a state-of-the-art laboratory if it won't help you prove Yolkians are evil?
[Goddard plays a recording of King Goobot's voice]
King Goobot
[through recorder] Good people of Earth, there's no cause for alarm. We come in peace.
Hey, good idea, Goddard. If we scan Goobot's words through your lie-detector, we can see if he's telling the truth. Hit it, boy! [Goddard scans Goobot's words on his lie-detector drive and the screen displays "False"] Oh, no! They're just as evil as ever! Only this time they've come down to get us. Come on, we've gotta warn the others! [exits his clubhouse and runs to the back door, finding a note] What's this? Let's see. "Dear Jimmy, we went to the park to see the giant egg. Love, Mom and Dad." Giant egg? [gasps in horror] POULTRA!
[Aboard the giant Yolkian chicken ship, King Goobot has gathered every villain Jimmy has defeated together for the first League of Villains meeting]
King Goobot
Welcome, fellow villains. I believe introductions are in order. I am King Goobot of Yolkus, and this is my assistant, Ooblar. Oh! Oopsy! [chuckles] I forgot- I traded Ooblar to the Bulgosians for some sulfur butter.
I'm Beautiful Gorgeous, and I broke out of prison for this, so it better be good. [to Calamitous] Pop?
Professor Finbarr Calamitous. I recently escaped, too. I used a…well, not a chisel, exactly, more of a long thingy with, uh, sort of forky prongs…
[annoyingly impatient] Tick-tock, baldy! Let's move on! I'm Baby Eddie. Yeah, I'm a baby. Deal with it.
The Junkman, purveyor of fine refuse products throughout the galaxy. You trash it, I cash it.
I'm Grandma Taters, and I'm so happy to be here! Let's all sing "The Happy Song." [takes out her guitar and starts singing] ♪ Happy, happy, happy, happy… ♪
[whistles] That'll do, ancient one. We're the space bandits of the Dimdar Galaxy. I'm Zix, and this is Travoltron and Tee.
Hey, why can't I introduce myself?!
TTravoltron
'Cause he already introduced you, bonehead.
You calling me a bonehead?! How'd you like to be a no-head?!
If you gill breathers are done, I am Eustace Strych, and I could buy and sell you all!
King Goobot
Gentlemen, ladies, settle! I've called you here for a reason.
King Goobot
In order to abduct Jimmy Neutron, you'll be split into teams. First team: Baby Eddie and Grandma Taters.
Ooh, we're going to have such a good time!
I've got to be with the old broad? That stinks!
[sweetly] I could just eat you up… [menacingly in her true self] and maybe I will!
King Goobot
Team two: Beautiful Gorgeous and the Junkman.
Hey, Junkster, I'll trade you Wrinkles for Dollface.
King Goobot
No trading! Team three: Eustace Strych and Professor Calamitous.
What?! The guy who can't complete a sentence? I can't work with that fool.
Watch your tongue, sonny, or I'll… I'll… well, I'll…
Yes, fine, get back to me on that before I go to college!
[Aboard The Junkman's ship, the League of Villains circle around Jimmy]
[wakes up and gasps in horror] King Goobot, Baby Eddie, Grandma Taters, The Junkman, Eustace (Strych), Professor Calamitous, Beautiful Gorgeous, Zix, Travoltron, and Tee!
How come he said my name last?!
King Goobot
Hello, Jimmy. We were just in the neighborhood and thought we'd drop by. Care to go for a little ride? It will be your LAST!
[The League of Villains put Jimmy on trial]
King Goobot
Quiet! Quiet, I say! Quiet. Court is in session. The League of Villains vs. Jimmy Neutron. King Goobot presiding.
Wait, you're putting me on trial?!
King Goobot
Of course! We're doing things by the book.
King Goobot
"The Big Book of Sham Trials." Be seated, jury.
Do I have to sit next to stink boy here? I'm gonna throw up.
He can't smell any worse than this baby.
Hey, I'm a baby. Babies poop! What? You didn't poop when you were a baby?
King Goobot
Order! Order! Bailiff, control the jury.
Man, why do I got to be the bailiff? I want to be on the jury!
Too late. We already voted.
How come I didn't get a vote?
VVillains
'Cause you're not on the jury. [laughing]
King Goobot
Order! Order, I say! James Isaac Neutron, you are charged with blocking the spread of evil, ruining diabolical plans and being an annoying pest. How do you plead?
Well, first I have to say…
King Goobot
Time's up. Thank you. The jury will now read the verdict.
I didn't even get to defend myself!
King Goobot
Hello! This is a League of Villains. What did you expect? Jury, how do you find the defendant?
King Goobot
Jimmy Neutron's sentence has been decided. We shall blast him and his annoying sidekick into deep space!
I still say we should eat him!
Mr. Noxious, would you mind staying a minimum of 20 feet away from me so that I don't get nauseous?
Hey, Gorgeous, after this is all over, you want to grab dinner and a movie?
[Baby Eddie blows raspberry at her in return]
Can we wrap this up? I have a polo lesson in two hours.
Neutron, what's going on? Who's after you?
Every villain I've ever defeated has banded together to get rid of me for good!
Well, maybe if you'd gone along with my plan to come rescue you…
[The League of Villains emerge from the Junkman's ship and block their way]
Bad people! Lots of bad people!
King Goobot
Isn't this lovely? Now, you all get to be blasted into deep space with your good friend, Jimmy!
The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius · 473 quotes
