Judy quotes from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Judy

[as Jimmy sadly marches on his way to school] Honestly, Jimmy, sometimes I wish you weren't such a little genius.

Judy

[over her mind] I'm never leaving you two alone again. Hmph! [walks off]

Judy

Not so fast young man!

Judy

There’s still the manner of your punishment.

Judy

[whistles angrily, stopping the fighting] Stop fighting! You should be ashamed. Now you work this out among yourselves. I'm going home to hand out fruit snacks. I'll see you later, Hugh Neutron.

Judy

Here are your dinners. [sets the plates down on the table, releasing the serving covers] A ham and macaroni choo-choo for Hugh with cauliflower chimney smoke. For Jimmy, scallopini pfeffernüsse with mashed potatoes in the shape of Einstein's hair. And for me, a sandwich.

Judy

[scoldingly and sternly] James Issac Neutron, how many times have I told you to pick up your pants?!

Well, I know just the dog who can answer that, Mom. [Snaps fingers, Goddard comes out] Goddard, access maternal reprehend data, cross reference: pants.

Judy

[onscreen] Jimmy! Pick up your pants, please? - Uh, Jimmy? Pick up your pants. - Pick up your pants. - Pants. - Jimmy! - Jimmy? - Jimmy? - Pick 'em up. - Jimmy! - Pick up… - Pick up… - Jimmy? - …Your pants! [Screen says "54 times to date"] I rest my case. Okay, no more Mrs. Nice Mom.

Cindy

So. Neutron, I bet you think you're a great big hero.

Well, Cindy, you know, it's just all...

Cindy

It was your stupid fault all this happened! I'm watching you, Big Brain. But I was in my underwear.

Sheen

Well, I'm left speechless. Ultra Lord, would you care to retort. [imitating Ultra Lord] My new pants are, like, so cool! I could just about die. [normally] That's just what I was thinking.

Carl

I missed you, pants. It's so good to be back inside.

Sheen

Can we go to the movies now, Jimmy?

Okay. Last one there buys the candy!

Judy

[sternly] James Isaac Neutron, you made this mess, and you guys are not going anywhere until you 3…pick up these pants.

Mom!

Mrs. Neutron!

It's the good life, gentlemen. While the W.L. 3000 does all the work, we're here enjoying a tall cold one.

Sheen

And plan our VIP trip to Retroland.

Carl

HUZZAH!

Sheen

What?

Carl

"Huzzah" some goofy way to say "COOL!"!

[opens the door] What?!?!

Goo-ood afternoon, sir. May I say you look absolutely f-f-fabulous? Ha-ha-ha, yes, I agree it is beautiful out, heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh...

I don't want to buy nothin'.

Buy? Who said buy? I-I-I'd like to give you a piece of c-candy, absolutely free with no strings attached.

Forget it.

You can never have enough ca-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-andy, sir.

I can! And I DO! Good-bye! [almost closes the door]

[blocks the door] Y-Yes, y-y-y-yes, this is a "g-good buy".

[struggling to close the door] What part of "NO!" do you not understand?!

[looks at Goddard and holds him up] How about if I throw in this free-ee-ee-ee dog if you buy a box?

Hmm...what kind of dog is he?

He's your kind of dog. C-Congratulations. [gives Goddard to the man, takes his money and slams the door]

[from inside the house] Hey, what does he ea-? Wha-? Wha-? Oh! OH! Not on the carpet, yo-! Ooh...Are those lug nuts?

You gave away Goddard? But you can’t just...

How much do I hear for this strapping young lad? Large of head, brawny of brain.

Cindy

I'll give you 25 cents.

Wh-what are you... what...? 25 cents? I’m worth at least...

Sheen

50 cents.

Sheen?!

Sheen

Sorry, Jimmy, I always wanted to buy you ever since I was five years old!

And the bid is 50 cents... 50 cents... 50-50-50 cents. Four bits, four bits...

Judy

Oh, Hugh, you've got to do something.

Hugh

Don’t worry, sweet cheeks. I’ve got it covered. I'll give you one dollar!

Cindy

Two dollars!

Two dollars! Going once, going twice....

Hugh

Eh, too rich for my blood. See ya, Jimmy.

Judy

Hugh Neutron, you buy our son this instant!

Hugh

But I only have a dollar!

Judy

Oh!

Sheen

Come on! Come on! We need more money!

Cindy

Neutron is mine!

Oh, no, no. Think, think, think, think...

It would be very dangerous to eat more than one at a time.

Brain blast. Might I interest you in some free gum?

Did you say free? Once upon a time... It was the best of times it was the worst of times... Elementary, my dear Watson! Hop on Pop... You're a sorcerer-sorc-sorcerer, Harry! I'm telling you stay away from that! Huck-Finn. Danger! I followed the White-White Rabbit down the hole. Men are from M-M-Mars! Danger, Jimmy Neutron... That's Boo Radley! Danger! Literature overload! Lit-Lit-Literature overload... One for all and all for one! Danger! Jimmy Neutron! Danger! Goodnight, Moon. Danger! Danger! Danger, Danger! Danger! Danger! (Slowly) Danger...

Mom, Dad, I have an announcement.

Judy

Ooh, tell me now if this involves any principals, policemen, or government people.

Nope. Not this time.

Oh, good.

Goddard? [Goddard opens up a projection PowerPoint presentation with his mouth] As you know, research tells us the nuclear family of two or more progeny produces a higher happiness quotient than does a solo child family.

Hugh

Who wants to see the salt and pepper dance?

Oh, maybe I'll just cut to the chase. Mom, Dad, I want a little brother.

Judy

[surprised] Jimmy!

Hugh

Jimbo! Baby making is very…complicated, believe me…

Dad, Dad, it's not complicated, really. It's basically conception, right…?

Hugh

[covers his ears] ♪ La-la-la-la ♪

Judy

Hugh, Hugh! [to Jimmy] Sweetie, a new baby just isn't in the cards right now.

But, Mom, if the glandular timeline closes…

Hugh

That's enough. Okay, I want pie. Anyone else want pie? I want pie.

Brobot, I'd like to introduce you to your Mombot and your Popbot. I'm sure you'll be very happy together.

Brobot

[gasps in surprise] Cool! Thanks, Jimmy. You're the best. [holds hands with his robot parents as they fly off to the moon in space]

Judy

Bye, Brobot. We'll miss you. Don't forget to write.

Hugh

All right, Jimbo, now listen. We're going to be staying at the Wild Animal Land in Dead Zebra Carcass suite. Don't tell your mother. It's gonna be a big surprise.

Judy

Oh, and Jimmy, Granny Neutron's coming over while we're gone.

Aw, Mom. Don't you remember my theorem proving mathematically, I don't need anyone to watch me?

Hugh

No, Jim-jam, she's not watching you, you're watching her.

Judy

Besides, you can keep each other company. Now, remember, we're counting on you to watch out for her.

Hugh

Oh, and don't conduct anymore experiments on her, Jimbo.

Judy

At her age, the last thing you want is excitement.

Granny

Told you I could get here from the airport in under fifty cents. [laughs]

Hugh

Mom!

Judy

Oh, Mother Neutron.

Hi, Granny.

Granny

Jimmy, you tote my clothes. Hugh, you carry my pills, syrups, salves serums, girdles, ointments, medical devices, and miscellaneous supports.

Cindy

[gives Jimmy the antidote in a baby bottle] Here. Anything else you'd like? Your slippers in a pipe, maybe?

Judy

Hello, honey. How was everything?

Oh, hi, Mom! Nothing unusual here, just me and Granny obeying all your rules. Yes, ma'am, that's what we're doing.

Hugh

Congratulations, Sally!

Judy

That's Jenny.

Jimmy!

Judy

[about Sheen & Carl] And what are they doing here? The big one is odd and the thin one is a weirdo.

Carl

Hey, you can't insult us like that!

Hugh

[tosses Carl and Sheen a gold brick] Here you go, get yourself something nice.

Sheen

Sure they can! [turns to Carl] Let's go, odd guy!

Carl

[snorts] You got it, weirdo!