WMrs. Wheezer
You knew my husband was allergic to brambleberry pie! You're just a dupe for that hateful husband of yours!
"Hateful"?! You take that back!
WMrs. Wheezer
Never, allergy-hater!
Hag-witch! [leaves as Mrs. Wheezer gasps in shock; walks up the back porch, reminding Jimmy] Jimmy, I don't want you ever to mention the word "Carl" again! (Got it?!) [enters the house with a frustrated scoff and slams the door shut]
Sheen, can you arrange a little get-together with Carl?
You're in luck, Jimmy. I'm having a special this month on super secret meetings. May I suggest a Mexican Bandito theme?
WMrs. Wheezer
Thank goodness you boys are alright.
Mom, does this mean that this feud is finally over?
And Carl and I can go back to being friends again?
WMrs. Wheezer
Well, the Wheezers and the Neutrons may have their differences...
But we'll just have to get over them for the sake of the children.
I agree one hundred percen-- [realizes something] Just as soon as Wheezer admits that HE TOOK MY LAWNLOPPER! [crying loudly] Golly!
[Judy and Mrs. Wheezer repeatedly hit their husbands with brooms to make them stop arguing]
I just remembered. Sam at the Candy Bar paid me to send a message to Mr. Neutron and he's chosen a festive polka theme song. I think I'll sing it now.
[sings the song about the LawnLopper]
Thanks for borrowing my LawnLopper.
Yodel-lay-yodel-lay-yodel-lay-hee-hoo!
I'll be back for some new sundaes.
Yodel-lay-yodel-lay-yodel-hoo!
That'll be 2 bucks again, please!
NWNeutrons and Wheezers
[infuriated] Sheen...
Of course, we could even discuss a preferred customer discount. [The Neutrons and the Wheezers advance furiously on him as the episode ends]
Now, Jimmy, I want you to behave yourself at the Wheezers' this weekend.
Don't worry, Mom. Everything will be fine. I've been looking forward to this for weeks.
It'll be just like having a brother who looks nothing like me and has a different last name.
[slightly annoyed] Man, you guys are so lucky! I have to stay home and loofah my grandma's cankles.
I can't believe you're camping out in the desert. [snorts] I get slightly phlegmy just thinking about it.
That's what Burning Duck is all about, Wheezer, my man. We're going to let it all hang out, groove to a natural scene, might even toast some marshmallows.
Honey, put your pants on. You can groove when we get to the desert. See you soon, sweetie.
Keep it real, Jimbo. Go with the flow.
WMrs. Wheezer
Well, Jimmy, let's get you settled in.
Bye, guys. Have fun while I'm cankling.
WMrs. Wheezer
Sounds like my men are hungry!
Uh… what is this, Mrs. Wheezer?
WMrs. Wheezer
Fiber loaf à la king- a hypoallergenic protein substitute.
You see, Jimmy, the Mrs. and I are allergic to most, meat, fish, grain, dairy, fruit, vegetable, and jalapeño-based food products.
Eat it, Jimmy, before it gets damp.
[grabs the fork and picks it up, with the entire bowl stuck to it] Well, mind if I add some salt?
Come on, family! We're gonna climb Mt. Incredibly Unstable!
[Mrs. and Carl look scared.]
No one's ever climbed Mt. Incredibly Unstable and lived! I'm in!
[The Wheezers run off, shouting.]
WMrs. Wheezer
Listen to me, people. We can't let the army keep our babies in that horrible Area 86.
Yeah, it's probably crawling with germs and all sorts of allergies.
My Cindy's too delicate. She can't do hard time.
FMrs. Folfax
And my poor Libby doesn't have a thing to wear.
[flying around the hallway with a rocket board] Coming through, watch it! [his rocket board gets magnitized] Hey, what's wrong with my rocket board?! [screams as he's pulled by his enraged mother with the Electro-Magnet; shocked] Mom?!
[outraged] You are so grounded, mister!
[pops out of a nearby trash can] She's right, Jimbo. I'm afraid your senseless reign of carnage is over.
Hi, Jimmy. You said to spread the word, so I told our parents.
You bring your teachers back, this instant!
I can't! They're programmed to be back in a week.
Then, we will have to round these children up ourselves. Kids? Oh, kids!
WMrs. Wheezer
Allow me, hon. [loudly] QUIET!!!
[The students all stop partying and get their attention]
Children, please go to your classrooms. Until Miss Fowl and the others return, we parents will be filling in as substitute teachers.
[The students all groan and complain in dismay]
[speechless] Substitute teachers?!
Good idea, Judy. The kids shouldn't miss one precious day of education.
Mom, Dad, you can't do this! It'll be totally embarrassing!
Don't be silly, Jimbo. Your mother would never dream of embarrassing you.
WMrs. Wheezer
What's wrong, Carl? Is my seven-layer soy mulch too tough? Let Mommy pre-chew it for you.
Mmm! [sees Jimmy and Sheen reacting with disgust] I mean, gross!
WMrs. Wheezer
You boys enjoy!
I can't take it anymore! I actually wish we had our old teachers back!
Are you gonna finish your soy mulch?
Parents want to be substitute teachers, huh? Well, I say it's time to sink some subs.
[Meanwhile, in hyperspace…]
Keep searching, everyone. We're looking for some type of shiny, blink-y, science-y gizmo.
Do they have restrooms in hyperspace?
CGCoach Grubber
I'm keeping any change I find!
Neutron, this coffee you made is absolutely delicious!
Thanks, but my secret ingredient is the low-cal sweetener Judy brought. [takes out the raging hormone bottle Judy took from Jimmy, even though he's still grounded from doing science]
Hugh, that's not the low-cal sweetener! That's the bottle I took from Jimmy this morning!
WMrs. Wheezer
Well, it tastes marvelous.
The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius · 473 quotes
