Libby quotes from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Libby

You are one obsessed chic.

Libby

Sorry I'm late! My paddle broke, so I had to row my desk to school with this plastic leg!

Libby

Hi, guys! Some day, huh?

Libby

That all you got? IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?!

Cindy

Neutron, why don't you just go to college and leave us all alone.

Good news, everyone, Jimmy Neutron's state test scores were the highest in world history. [Jimmy cowers in his seat as all the students glare coldly at him and leave for recess as the bell rings] Okay, time for recess. [shouting] NO ONE GO NEAR JIMMY'S HEAD! [quietly] That was precious cargo.

I liked your project, Libby.

Libby

Ah! [holds up a skull in front of Jimmy's face] Talk to the skull.

[observing Carl's genius state in his dream] When Carl's asleep, he dreams he's a genius like me.

Cindy

Like you? Please, you can't even spell your own name!

Carl

Now I need a dummy who will volunteer.

But I'm not dumb. I'm a genius!

Cindy

[giggling] If you're so smart, what's the square root of a flexnart?

That doesn't make any sense!

Carl

The square root of a flexnart is a cupful of boogers.

Libby

[dreamily] He did that all in his head!

Can't just keep running around and around forever. Wait a minute, "running around!" That's it! If I could spin around fast enough, my mass will become less dense, and in theory, I could slip right out of my shoes! Or...I could end up a gelatinous mess splattered all over the ground. [gulps worriedly] I really hope it's the first one. [approaches the school playground and spots the roundabout] Ah, perfect! [spins the roundabout and grips his feet tightly around the center; screaming] Let's see if it's working. I'm lifting out of my shoes. IT IS WORKING! [flings himself into the air while screaming, and his shoes land on the ground, shaking]

Cindy

[sulking in disappointment] I have never been so embarrassed in all my life, and in front of Nick.

Libby

Oh, cheer up, girl. With your grades, you can transfer to any school in town.

Cindy

[threateningly] I just know Neutron's behind this. When I see him...

Sheen

We just saw a ghost!

Carl

Yeah! And it has Jimmy!

Cindy

Good, it can keep him.

Sheen

Boy, you really have some anger issues, don't you?

[coughs] Hi, guys. I'm back. And by the way, that wasn't a ghost. It was me! But once again, I've solved everything.

[disgusted] Ew...!

Cindy

I thought Nerdtron was hard to look at before, but this is disgusting!

Sheen

Yeah, Jimmy, you're totally gross...yet somehow cool. But completely nasty! Yet strangely awesome.

What are you guys talking about? [looks down at himself, seeing his molecules haven't re-assimilated yet] Oh, my molecules haven't re-assimilated.

Carl

Hey, look. [pokes him; chuckling] He's fun to poke.

Stop it, Carl!

[To Sheen who wants to put their Bodies/personalities back together} "You can't even put mashed potatoes together!"

Carl

Look! There's Jimmy's entire memory of the 3rd grade.

Sheen

And we drag that to the Jimmy side. "Supreme dislike of show-offy boys."

Libby

That's Cindy. Oh, yeah.

Carl

[tiredly] "Ability to whistle." Can Cindy whistle?

Libby

I don't know.

Sheen

We gave Jimmy rapturous enjoyment of mustard. Let's give Cindy whistling.

Carl

Let's see... "Extreme dislike of girls who dislike boys who dislike girls who dislike show-offy boys who dislike pedantic show-offy girls who dislike..."

Sheen

SO CONFUSING! TOO MANY WORDS! Just throw that one away already! [the memory with the words "Extreme dislike of girls who dislike boys who dislike girls who dislike show-offy boys who dislike pedantic show-offy girls who dislike..." is deleted; memory allocation is complete] And download. [pulls the lever]

Libby

Jimmy? Cindy? Are you finally back in your own bods again?

No! 'Cause it's all Neutron's fault!

My fault? What are you talking about?

If it weren't for Folfax, Wheezer, and Estevez, none of this would have happened, and our pants and ankles are stil different!

Well, it's also all your fault we're still each other in this jam!

Up against the wall! Spread 'em!

Cindy

[to Jimmy] Okay, Neutron, you're outta control! I'm making a citizen's arrest!

Sheen

I want a public defender!

Libby

I... I want my music!

Carl

[cries] I want my mommy! [whimpers and then smiles] And some fudge!

[to Goddard] Red alert, Goddard! This is not a drill! This floor is on lockdown!

Judy

Cindy! Libby! Have some cake and goody bags!

Cindy

No thanks, Mrs. Neutron.

Libby

Do you have any carrot sticks or maybe some antacid?

Libby

What's that supposed to be?

Sheen

The rare Punching Plant of Melbore 9, as seen in UltraLord episode 64, "Attack of the Salad Fixin's"!

Libby

Looks like a boxing glove glued to a fern, if you ask me.

Sheen

Well, nobody asked you! Anyway, what have you come up with that's so wonderful?

Libby

I researched plants' responses to musical stimuli. This one got two hours of classic R&B a day while this one got two hours of Yodelling to the Oldies.

Libby

[shakes her head sadly] It never had a chance.

Cindy

If you think you're gonna be the hero here, Neutron, you are sadly mistaken. [holds out some seed pods from Jimmy's plant in her hand] These seed pods from your plant, prove that you are responsible for this whole thing.

Carl

Ooh, finally, dinnertime! [swipes the seed pods out of her hand]

Cindy

NO!

Carl

[eats them] Mmm, oh, these are, mmm… [grows into super massive size with green skin]

Sheen

Whoa… Carl's huge!

Carl

Hey… Hey, this is kind of cool! [laughs] I can see my house from here.

I can fix him! I just need to get another toaster!

Cindy

Uh-huh.

And you guys need to… uh, get that DNA Ray out of Miss Fowl's stomach. Good luck, see ya, bye! [runs off]

Libby

We gotta what?!

Sheen

You heard him. We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey. We need a bucket, an umbrella and whatever they were serving for lunch in the caferteria on Thursday! Goddard, hit it!

Mrs. Vortex

Relax, Cindy, only 678 more needles to go.

[laughing] This is the same plastic bubble my father put me in for 14 happy years! Hey, there, Bubble Boy!

Relax, Libby, baby, it's only a little wasp. Your great-great-great grandmother used wasps to cure everything!

Libby

[moves, releasing the wasp] Then why don’t you dig her up and let us sting her? ...I'm sorry, Mama.

Sheen

Alright! The old "pepper up the nose" cure! I love it! Bring it on!

Cindy

[in her bathing suit in her room] Your sick patch dissolved into my skin, Nerdtron!

Sheen

Hey, Jimmy, my patch pulled a Houdini! Doesn't it rock?!

Libby

Cure me or face the consequences!

Carl

I DON'T WANT TO BE A BUBBLE BOY!

Okay, okay, settle down! I can fix it! Carl, Sheen, sneak out and meet me in the you-know-what.

[back in school] I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm finally glad to be going back to normal enough for school.

Libby

[also back in school with her wasp sting in the middle of her forehead] Yeah! I'm never getting sick again! Plus, one little sting from that wasp really hurt!

Cindy

[also back in school as well, but with needle marks all over her body and still in her bathing suit] One little sting? Try 678 needles, Folfax, and then talk to me about pain! [angrily gets in Libby's face]

Libby

Wait a minute, Vortex. Why are you still in your bathing suit?

Cindy

[stops getting angry] Oh. No reason.

[rocking back and forth, muttering helplessly] No more leeches, Mama, no more leeches, Mama, no more leeches, Mama.

Miss Fowl

It's so good to have you all back! Now I'd like you to meet a new student! Please give a nice warm friendly welcome to Yentl Marmelstein!

Hi, I-sniff-gee-yuck-choo, oh sorry, I have a cold.

NO!

Libby

[freaks out from her seat with Cindy shivers violently in fear and horror] Keep her away from us!

Sheen

[holds his arms and crosses his fingers looking like a x] Unclean! Unclean!

Carl

[wiggles his arms and legs and bolts upright from his seat] SANCTUARY! SANCTUARY!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Miss Fowl

I think they LIKE you!