Funny Jimmy quotes from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Hi, everybody! Isn't it a super, amazing, great day?

[stifled grunt] You call this a great day? [sniffs] I should have stayed in bed!

Ah, but romance is in ze air, eh? It is a beautiful day to fall in love, n'est-ce pas?

[laughing] Hey, everybody! It's great to be here for Line-up Night! Hey, have you seen that Cindy Vortex? Talk about the Wicked Witch of the Elementary. [Laughs] Hey, but seriously, these are the jokes, folks, come on, laugh with me.

Hey! Who's up for some football, huh?

Nice place, kid. You know, I could have some serious fun with this stuff... [snickers]

Hey, you heard the man: do your chores, boys.

But I've never mailed a letter! What if I get my hand stuck in the box?!

Hey, turn that frown upside down, Mr. Gloomy Gus! Everything's gonna be terrific!

[chuckles] Mais oui! Love is all around us.

'Ey! Let's do it to it!

And awaaay we go!

Hello, grandmother, dear.

Granny

Where have you been? This bench is too hard. These birds are getting too close. The sun hurts my eyes.

Isn't it a beautiful day? Aren't these birds absolutely amazing? Isn't it great to be alive?!

Ow…

Carl

Oh, hi, Jimmy. I have to do a report on snails or Napoleon. Can you help me?

What's the point of doing homework? We do it and then what? Poof, We're gone. Nothingness, emptiness. We're all just dust in the wind.

Carl

Okay, I..I don't want to be dust in the wind.

He shoots, he scores. Neutron is definitely on. Lookin' good. You the man, you the man. 'Ey, it's the Nicksta.

Nick

Neutron? What are you doing?!

I'm walkin' here! You got a problem wit' dat, Skateboard Boy!?!

Nick

Uh, "Skateboard Boy"? [Macho Jimmy skates on Nick's skate board] Whoa, check it out! Neutron has the moves! [crunching, skateboard breaks in two]

Well, how 'bout next time you get a board that can handle the Neutron style? Later, Nick-O-Rama.

Sheen

"I am Ultra Lord, and I will swing my mighty bat of combat on you!" "You can't catch me!" "Yes, I can!" Hey, hey, Jimmy, want to see my new action figure?

Do I? Come on, does Robin Hood wear a pantyhose? Hey, why did Ultra Lord cover himself with mayonnaise? [Sheen looks awkwardly at Funny Jimmy] He wanted to make a hero sandwich! [laughs] Hello! [knocking on Sheen's head] Anybody in there? Paging Mr. Sheen. The village called. They want their idiot back.

Sheen

Are you okay, Jimmy? 'Cause you seem really weird.

I'm weird?! [laughing] Come o-o-o-o-on! You should see Ultra Lord's uncle Morris!

Cindy

[sighs] Whad'ya want, Neutron?

To return a book and to drink in your beauty, Miss Vortex.

Cindy

Very funny.

I jest not. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Not even Shakespeare seems inadequate to describe your perfection!

Cindy

Cut it out, Neutron, before I barf!

Ah, ah, ah! But before zat, would you favor me wiz a kiss?

Cindy

Is he for real? And what's with the bad French accent? [opens door after hearing music]

[Guitar playing] [singing] Oh, Cindy, I love you, more than Albert Einstein's theory of relativity. Oh, Cindy, ma cherie, [laughs] my little Cindy. Would you please come and kiss me? [Cindy faints to French Jimmy's surprise] Wait, why are you sleeping?

Hey, buddy, want a pie?

Yeah!

[splats pie in the man's face, snickers] You can't beat the classics!

[licks face] Mmm… [gives Thumbs up] I'll say.

That's all, folks!

Adieu, mon ami! Parting is such sweet… Whoo, that is cold!

Yo, give me your best shot, punk!

Oh, this is how it ends… as ice cubes!

I've always wanted to be frozen! This is a dream come true!