[answering the phone as it rings] Jimmy Neutron, party monster.
[Cut to his parents driving back home with Judy driving with annoyance and Hugh wearing a big duck head]
Bad news. One of the actors in Ducks broke his wing, so I jumped on stage to fill in and, well, I kind of, sort of, I, uh, accidentally-
[annoyed] He destroyed the entire set.
It could've happened to anybody. Anyways, we'll be home in about 5 minutes. See you soon, son! [tosses out the phone into the street, ending the call]
[horrified; believing he's gonna be in so much trouble] 5 minutes?! NO!
BettyHey, what's the matter, Jimmy? You okay?
Nothing, everything's perfect.
Betty
Good, because I am dancing till, I can't dance no more.
[laughs] Ah, that's great. I mean, no, it's not! [turns to his watch] Estimate parental unit arrival time. [His watch reads T-minus 04:12] Okay, that was fun. Wish you could stay, but I understand. Time to call it a night. Thanks for coming, bye!
We're not leaving the party. It finally got good, hmm!
You can't kick me out. I'm… I'm me.
Don't stop me, Jimmy. I've got feet of flames!
[watching "The Happy Show Show" at his house; narrating] It was the worst show I had ever seen. [turns off the TV; enters school the next day] The next day at school, the strangeness continued.
SStudents
[surprising Jimmy as he walks next to them] Hi, Jimmy.
Hi, Jimmy. You watched "The Happy Show Show?"
Yes, and it was the worst show ever! It was obnoxious, idiotic, silly, infantile, inane, vapid… Shall I go on?
You need to watch it again.
Again?! I could barely watch the first 30 seconds! I thought my TV would explode! I thought I might faint from the fumes of the show's supreme stinkiness!
You should give it another chance.
Guys, are you listening? I'm never going to watch that show again!
Betty
[flirtingly] Why don't you come over to my house and watch it with me?
[watching Betty being hypnotized by Grandma Taters' show while standing outside her house; narrating] The show was hypnotizing people and turning them into mindless zombies! (Luckily,) It didn't affect me because I was only watching the reflection. [bursts the door open and enters, trying to get Betty's attention] Betty, snap out of it! You've been hypnotized! Stop watching the TV!
Betty
But I must watch, and you must watch, too.
[runs away, screaming as he makes it back to his house] Mom, Dad, we've gotta call someone! There's a TV show that's turning everyone into… [enters the living room, only to see his parents have been hypnotized too]
JHJudy & Hugh
Hello, Jimmy, we're happy to see you.
Come sit here and we'll be happy together.
[dashes out of the house] NO!
Nothing would make me happier.
[Jimmy runs downtown]
CSCorky Shimatzu
Yes, you must watch it. It's fabulous.
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