[One by one, the Jimmy clones emerge]
Hi, everybody! Isn't it a super, amazing, great day?
[stifled grunt] You call this a great day? [sniffs] I should have stayed in bed!
Ah, but romance is in ze air, eh? It is a beautiful day to fall in love, n'est-ce pas?
[laughing] Hey, everybody! It's great to be here for Line-up Night! Hey, have you seen that Cindy Vortex? Talk about the Wicked Witch of the Elementary. [Laughs] Hey, but seriously, these are the jokes, folks, come on, laugh with me.
[Goddard plays a laugh track]
CJCool Jimmy
Hey! Who's up for some football, huh?
EJEvil Jimmy
Nice place, kid. You know, I could have some serious fun with this stuff... [snickers]
[All clones watch Jimmy blast off outside]
EJEvil Jimmy
Hey, you heard the man: do your chores, boys.
But I've never mailed a letter! What if I get my hand stuck in the box?!
Hey, turn that frown upside down, Mr. Gloomy Gus! Everything's gonna be terrific!
[chuckles] Mais oui! Love is all around us.
CJCool Jimmy
'Ey! Let's do it to it!
[Granny Neutron is sitting on a bench at the park, surrounded by birds as Happy Jimmy shows up]
Hello, grandmother, dear.
Where have you been? This bench is too hard. These birds are getting too close. The sun hurts my eyes.
Isn't it a beautiful day? Aren't these birds absolutely amazing? Isn't it great to be alive?!
[Cut to Gloomy Jimmy at a mailbox getting his hand stuck]
Oh, hi, Jimmy. I have to do a report on snails or Napoleon. Can you help me?
What's the point of doing homework? We do it and then what? Poof, We're gone. Nothingness, emptiness. We're all just dust in the wind.
Okay, I..I don't want to be dust in the wind.
[Cut to Cool Jimmy walking downtown with Disco music playing]
CJCool Jimmy
He shoots, he scores. Neutron is definitely on. Lookin' good. You the man, you the man. 'Ey, it's the Nicksta.
Neutron? What are you doing?!
CJCool Jimmy
I'm walkin' here! You got a problem wit' dat, Skateboard Boy!?!
Uh, "Skateboard Boy"? [Macho Jimmy skates on Nick's skate board] Whoa, check it out! Neutron has the moves! [crunching, skateboard breaks in two]
CJCool Jimmy
Well, how 'bout next time you get a board that can handle the Neutron style? Later, Nick-O-Rama.
[Nick looks angrily in Cool Jimmy's direction]
[Jimmy uses the ice crystals on the clones, freezing them]
Adieu, mon ami! Parting is such sweet… Whoo, that is cold!
CJCool Jimmy
Yo, give me your best shot, punk!
Oh, this is how it ends… as ice cubes!
I've always wanted to be frozen! This is a dream come true!