Sam[as Jimmy is hiding out in the Candy Bar to avoid the angry mob] Well, look who's here. Mr. "I'm-going-to-invent-the-best-candy-in-the-world-and-put-the-Candy-Bar-out-of-business".
I'm sorry, Sam. I didn't mean to. I didn't know my candy would be that popular.
Sam
That's what the guy who invented underpants said! Anyways, you better skedaddle. That angry mob's gonna be here any moment.
Sam
I called them. What do you expect? I've gone broke here! [the angry crowd chants "Candy! Candy!" from outside the Candy Bar] Uh-oh. Rhythmic chanting. That's a bad sign, yeah.
Oh, what am I gonna do? Think, think, think.
Okay, that concludes the boring and annoying portion of the program. Our next act…
[runs up on the stage and takes the microphone out of Libby's hand] Wait! I think Jimmy's telling the truth!
JLJimmy and Libby
You do?
Yes! While I have no idea how the Yolkians could possibly have gotten into Jimmy's lab… Well, the point is, we owe Jimmy! Who saved us when hostile pants were on the loose in the whole city? Who repelled the giant flaming meteor headed straight for town? Who risked his life to shrink Miss Fowl down to size when she was 50 feet tall? Okay, I know. All of those things were Neutron's fault in the first place, but he still risked his life to save us! The least we owe him is our trust!
Sam
You know, the annoying blonde girl has a point.
MMan
Eh, she usually hates Jimmy.
Well, Jimmy did save me from being a giant freak woman.
Give it up for Jimmy! [the crowd cheers for him] We believe in you, Jimmy!
Now, wait just a minute. I'm not believing a word Jimmy says until I have some decent credible evidence. [Poultra roars in distance] Works for me.
[The townspeople start to run but a Yolkian pushes a button, closing the gates, trapping them]
Sweet muffins, we're trapped!
[Poultra's water dish is released from under the stage]
[as the Yolkians release Poultra's water dish] Hey, look! Jimmy's wrong again. The nice Yolkians built us a swimming pool.
Hugh, that's Poultra's water dish!
[low growling, slurping] Oh, Sam. I could eat your ice cream all day long. So I think I will. [rewinding]
EEveryone
[grossed out] Ew! That's disgusting! Horrible! Gross!
Sam
You've been re-eating the same ice cream for hours! It's disgusting- you're out of here!
[gasps] You're right Sam. Mustn't overdo a good thing. Well, I'll just be going. Just let me finish my Purple Flurp. [belches and repeats, still making everyone grossed out]
[Hugh belches and repeats]
Sam
Sweet mercy. [faints]
[The angry townspeople show up at the Neutron house, carrying Hugh home as Judy opens the door, and they all complain to her about what he has done by using the Quantum Reply to annoy them]
Hi, Sugarbooger! [as the angry townspeople set him down] Remember how I promised I'd never be brought home by an angry mob again?
Sam
He disgusted all my customers, yeah!
GGirl
He made me experience the miracle of birth again and again and again! [breaks down, sobbing]
Sam
Yeah, yeah, birth.
Alright, everyone. I'll handle things from here. [closes the door]
Sam
Somebody give me a ride home now.
Now, Sugarbooger, I know it looks like I may have misused the power to control time and space for my own advantage, but on the positive side…
Mm-hmm. [grabs Hugh by the ear]
Ow! Honey, that's my ear. I use it to listen with. Ow!
Sam
Hey, Oldilocks, what's the big idea, you and your bingo buddy takin' all the rice pudding from the buffet?
It says "Seniors Eat Dessert Free"!
Sam
You're supposed to buy an entree first!
We did. I had a hamburger in here yesterday. [he and Sheen laugh] Oh, my spleen.
[Meanwhile, at the titanium and gift cards store…]
Now, what was it I wanted? Something starting with a "T." Tostadas, turpentine?
Well, hey, old-timer. I like the way you're wearing your pants. I've been thinking of wearing mine more like that, maybe growing out my nose hair a little bit. You look familiar.
Oh, no, I'm just a strange old man, not your son after screwing up an experiment.
[chuckles] I know. You remind me of my father, except you're not always saying, "Huey, I told you, toothpaste isn't food."
Not possible. I don't have any family.
What? Oh, well, that's terrible. Come on. Come with me, I'll get you a nice home-cooked meal.
B-but I can't. I have to buy something with a "T."
I'll get you a nice cup of tea.
I can't talk, I can't think. Everywhere I go, you're there!
What kind of sick joke is this?
Oh, you're gonna make me say it, aren't you? Alright then, I'll say it. [sits on his knees] I LOVE YOU, CINDY VORTEX! [echoes; Cindy, Britney, Libby, and everyone gasp; As everyone laughs, Cindy angrily splats her ice cream in his face; Sam stops laughing and madly walks over to him] Mmm… pecan ripple, your favorite.
Sam
You messy little hooligan! I just cleaned that floor eight months ago! You're out of here! Yeah, yeah. [throws Jimmy out of the Candy Bar and into the street]
[The Mongro Twonkie smashes windows to various stores.]
FMs. Fowl
Not Sid's Sheet Music!
Sam
Not Crazy Mike's Pianos!
Not Ventriloquist Dummies R Us! Hey, what's that have to do with music?
Actually, I threw that one.
I demand to know how this happened!
Well, Judy was tinkering with Jimmy's stuff. I'd ask her.
[offended] Oh, really?! Well, Mr. Let's-Push-All-the-Buttons…
Now, honey, name calling won't solve this mess you got us in. Besides, we may be here for a while. Look, some people seem to be adapting.
School is in session. Today's lesson is how to not get eaten by a giant fire ant. [squawks]
Miss Fowl, a raptor ate my homework.
MMan
So, what do you got, Sam?
Sam
Rock burgers, rock dogs and rock lobster with a side of rocks.
MMan
I'll just have soup.
Sam
One hot water! Hold the rocks!
Well, I guess we could live here. I could make curtains and paint the walls with some berry juice.
Now, that's the spirit, Sugar. Maybe it will distract you from thinking about our missing Jimbo.
Oopsy. There, Sugarbooger. Remember, we're in the Cretaceous Era. We've got millions of years to come up with a plan to save him.
Hugh, are you aware that most of the things you say make no sense?
Uh, Neutron? We wanted Retroville, not Jungleville.
I think the gardeners went on strike.
Sam
[while being chased by a raptor] HELP! Yeah, yeah. HELP!
[while being chased by a giant black snake] Bad snake! Bad snake!
This is Retroville. Based on the flora and fauna, I'd say that wormhole transported the town 75 million years in the past.
Awesome! Now I don't have to go to the dentist on Thursday!
Sam
I just saw an egg, a baby, a granny, a rich kid, and two lizard guys- yeah.
Oh, wait, wait- I know this joke!
It's not a joke, you nimrod! It's the League of Villains!
[watching Betty being hypnotized by Grandma Taters' show while standing outside her house; narrating] The show was hypnotizing people and turning them into mindless zombies! (Luckily,) It didn't affect me because I was only watching the reflection. [bursts the door open and enters, trying to get Betty's attention] Betty, snap out of it! You've been hypnotized! Stop watching the TV!
But I must watch, and you must watch, too.
[runs away, screaming as he makes it back to his house] Mom, Dad, we've gotta call someone! There's a TV show that's turning everyone into… [enters the living room, only to see his parents have been hypnotized too]
JHJudy & Hugh
Hello, Jimmy, we're happy to see you.
Come sit here and we'll be happy together.
[dashes out of the house] NO!
Nothing would make me happier.
[Jimmy runs downtown]
Sam
Watch the show, Jimmy.
CSCorky Shimatzu
Yes, you must watch it. It's fabulous.
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