[Aboard the giant Yolkian chicken ship, King Goobot has gathered every villain Jimmy has defeated together for the first League of Villains meeting]
Welcome, fellow villains. I believe introductions are in order. I am King Goobot of Yolkus, and this is my assistant, Ooblar. Oh! Oopsy! [chuckles] I forgot- I traded Ooblar to the Bulgosians for some sulfur butter.
I'm Beautiful Gorgeous, and I broke out of prison for this, so it better be good. [to Calamitous] Pop?
Professor Finbarr Calamitous. I recently escaped, too. I used a…well, not a chisel, exactly, more of a long thingy with, uh, sort of forky prongs…
[annoyingly impatient] Tick-tock, baldy! Let's move on! I'm Baby Eddie. Yeah, I'm a baby. Deal with it.
The Junkman, purveyor of fine refuse products throughout the galaxy. You trash it, I cash it.
Grandma TatersI'm Grandma Taters, and I'm so happy to be here! Let's all sing "The Happy Song." [takes out her guitar and starts singing] ♪ Happy, happy, happy, happy… ♪
[whistles] That'll do, ancient one. We're the space bandits of the Dimdar Galaxy. I'm Zix, and this is Travoltron and Tee.
Hey, why can't I introduce myself?!
TTravoltron
'Cause he already introduced you, bonehead.
You calling me a bonehead?! How'd you like to be a no-head?!
If you gill breathers are done, I am Eustace Strych, and I could buy and sell you all!
Gentlemen, ladies, settle! I've called you here for a reason.
In order to abduct Jimmy Neutron, you'll be split into teams. First team: Baby Eddie and Grandma Taters.
Grandma Taters
Ooh, we're going to have such a good time!
I've got to be with the old broad? That stinks!
Grandma Taters
[sweetly] I could just eat you up… [menacingly in her true self] and maybe I will!
Team two: Beautiful Gorgeous and the Junkman.
Hey, Junkster, I'll trade you Wrinkles for Dollface.
No trading! Team three: Eustace Strych and Professor Calamitous.
What?! The guy who can't complete a sentence? I can't work with that fool.
Watch your tongue, sonny, or I'll… I'll… well, I'll…
Yes, fine, get back to me on that before I go to college!
[Jimmy and Cindy arrive at the Retroville Rest Home and see Grandma Taters through the window, preparing to broadcast her show to the entire world]
That's her? She's so sweet and innocent looking.
Yeah, so are child stars. Wait here and keep a look out for any of the happy ones. I'm going in to stop her. [barges in, facing her] Grandma Taters, I presume!
Grandma Taters
Well, hello, honey, come on in. Would you like some hard candy?
I know what you're up to, lady.
Grandma Taters
[pinches Jimmy's cheek] Well, aren't you a smart little boy?
[The happy zombies strap Jimmy to a restraint chair]
Grandma Taters
Restraints!
Mom, Dad, you can't do this to me!
Oh, we're happy to do it.
But you're not supposed to be happy all the time! You have to be sad sometimes!
Happily, that's no longer true.
But don't you see? Grandma Taters' show has stolen your emotions and caused you to lose your humanity! Soon, the whole world will be pack of soulless, mindless zombies!
Wondering if I care…still wondering… NOPE!
Grandma Taters
I'm sorry, girls. I failed.
CGrandma Clones
That's alright, honey. Come in for some muffins. And bran juice.
Grandma Taters
[to Jimmy and Cindy] We'll be… [lifts up her glasses, revealing her dark evil alien eyes; in a malicious tone] back!
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