Hey, pal, want some of my cotton candy? They gave it to me when I won the dart tournament. I got this, too! Check it out! [shows off his ribbon pin]
That's nice, Patrick, but I don't want any cotton candy.
Well, have some. It'll make you feel better.
[his patience has run out and becomes annoyed] I said I don't want any! [turns and knocks it onto the ground]
You ruined my cotton candy!
[enraged] Good! Maybe now you know how I feel about you ruining my life!
Check it out! Public fight!
Working at the carnival sure has its perks!
[The crowd gathers around SpongeBob and Patrick]
I have never felt so ashamed.
What do you mean?
If it wasn't for your Forever Glue, I wouldn't be stuck in this thing!
But I was only trying to help!
[berates Patrick and shouts very furiously] Help?! I think you've "helped" quite enough today!
[becomes sad and his eyes tear up, chastened] Okay, if that's how you feel... I won't help you anymore!
[Upset and hurt, Patrick runs off crying hysterically, and the crowd forms a silent angry mob at SpongeBob]
[laughs nervously] A lot of drama with that one.
You know, kid: your body isn't the problem - it's your heart. [inside SpongeBob's body, his heart starts to groan sadly] You deserve what you've gotten. Come on, we're out of here. [the angry crowd leaves, listening to what Sandals says] Some people are just born mean. [SpongeBob frowns in shame]
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