(When the Goth kids kidnap Mike and are trying to decide what to do with him.)
How about we send him to Transylvania?
Nah, he'd probably see it as something to brag about someday to his little vampire buddies.
If we're gonna send him somewhere it should be the most horrible, most miserable place on Earth.
[Pause]
Scottsdale.
[Meanwhile… at the Stotch house; Stephen and Linda are upstairs, standing outside of Butters' room after getting a call from Liane when Butters snuck into Cartman's room and gave him a hickey]
[knocking on the door] Butters, we just got a call from Mrs. Cartman. Butters? [rattles the door handle and finds it locked] Unbelievable! He's locked the door!
[rattling the handle and pounds on the door] Butters, this is your father! Explain why you snuck into another boy's bedroom and gave him a hickey!
