[As Butters enters the kitchen, he sees his displeased father standing in front of the counter with a box of Hamburger Helper and a glass of milk sitting next to him]
You see this, Butters? It's a glass of milk that I poured for myself. And you see this? It's Hamburger Helper. Now would you mind telling me what Hamburger Helper is doing in this glass of milk?! Why is Hamburger Helper in a glass of milk, Butters?!
I'll tell you why! [opens the pantry] Our pantry is always kept organized alphabetically. But somebody put the Hamburger Helper where the Nestle Quik is supposed to go!
[walks up to the pantry to start reorganizing the food after Stephen leaves the kitchen] Jeez. Nobody will even listen to me. It's like nobody even cares that there's vampires at the school. I tried to help and all I ever do is get hollered at.
If we're gonna send him somewhere it should be the most horrible, most miserable place on Earth.
[Pause]
AAll
Scottsdale.
[Meanwhile… at the Stotch house; Stephen and Linda are upstairs, standing outside of Butters' room after getting a call from Liane when Butters snuck into Cartman's room and gave him a hickey]
[knocking on the door] Butters, we just got a call from Mrs. Cartman. Butters? [rattles the door handle and finds it locked] Unbelievable! He's locked the door!
[hisses at his parents after jumping off his bookshelf and stands on the open window] I know now what I have to do. [jumps out the window and runs away]
