A character in Red vs Blue
Lopez
Red vs Blue · 504 quotes
In 14 of the 504 quotes from Red vs Blue
Most scenes with: Leonard Church (7), Simmons (5), Grif (4)
Ay, muchachos, necesite darle... un aviso... ¿Qué? ¿Por qué estoy hablando español? ¡Yo no puedo hablar español! [Translated: Guys, I need to give... you a... warning. What? Why am I speaking Spanish? I don't know Spanish!]
Um... sure.
¡No, no, escúchame! ¡La bruja te va a matar! ¡Ella está trabajando en la tanque! [Translated: No, listen to me! The bitch is going to kill you! She is working in the tank!]
Oh Crap! Caboose, she's almost done fixing Sheila. I'd better radio Church and tell him what's going on.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Tucker, please! Please! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! Please!
Yes... You can be the one who radios Church.
Thanks man. [Activating radio] Calling Church. Come in Church. This is your close personal friend, Private O'Malley.
O'Malley? You said your name was Caboose!
I never said that! You guys did!
Why didn't you correct us?
Because I didn't want to be difficult. [Radios Church] Come in, Private Church. Do you copy? Soldier unit Tex almost has the armour vehicle situation rectified. Okay. We require verification of your... mission...ness. [clears throat] How is your progression?
¡Caboose! ¡Nadie aquí está escuchándome! ¡No mas Puedo hablar español! [Translated as: Caboose! No one here is listening to me! I can only speak Spanish for some reason!]
[Turns to Tucker] ... He says he wants to talk to you.
¡Un tanque... grrrande!
Hey, I think that if you are going to live in this country, you should speak the language.
What country? We're on an alien planet.
What are you, a communist?
Hell yeah! Three points, ya dirty whore! [Tex explodes]
Dios Mio NO! [Church runs off to go save Tex]
Uh, where's Lopez going?
To fight the enemy head on. In hand to hand combat, mano a mano. What a brave little conpadray. Lopez, I never understood a word you said, but I do know one thing. You hated Grif, and that's the most important thing there is. Adios amigo, adios.
Shouldn't we help him?
Nah, that would just ruin the moment.
No! Heauegerkergerk!
Hey Church, you okay in there? Church. Do I need to flip your switch? [Church reappears in the back round as in his ghost form]
What the?! That wasn't me! What the hell is going on here?! [Lopez turns towards the Blues]
Well, buenos días cock bites. Guess who's back?
Okay Lopez, get inside Sheila and do your business.
What?!
Estoy consiguiendo muy sudoroso. (Translated: I'm getting very sweaty!)
Oh my God. Remind me to hose you two off when we get back to base.
[O'Malley is annoyed at the slow speed of the robots]
This isn't what I asked for.
Dices des qué quieras esta día de victoria.
You said you wanted a day of victory.
A este velocidad, va pasar veinticuatro horas para ganar.
At this speed, they will win in exactly 24 hours.
At an evil lair, somewhere nearby...
ring...ring...ring...
[still ringing] For the love of evil, someone get the phone!
[Subtitled, with Lopez off-screen] [still ringing] Why don't you get it?
[still ringing] You fool, can't you see I'm busy with an evil plot! What do I pay you for?
[Subtitled, with Lopez off-screen] [still ringing] To clean up after all your failed plots.
[still ringing] Oh shut up you fool, you don't even have a body!
[Subtitled, with Lopez off-screen] [still ringing] Yes. Because of one of your failed plots.
[still ringing] Why all this bickering, can't we all just get along?
[still ringing] And answer the damn phone!
[Subtitled, with Lopez off-screen] Why do we have a million doomsday devices and no answering machine?
[still ringing] I find you far too sarcastic with just a head.
...ring...ring...ring
[Doc/O'Malley slowly approaching the blue base]
Hm... it's quiet. Too quiet.
[A sudden sniper rifle shot narrowly misses his head]
Now suddenly it's too loud. I preferred it when it was quiet.
Alright Hold it right there!
[Subtitled] I see someone now. I think he has a gun.
Yes, I see that. Thank you for keeping us informed... Moron.
That was a warning shot, O'Malley. If you make any funny moves, the next one is going right in the middle of your visor.
You think you can make that shot from here?
Uhh, probably not since I was actually trying to hit him that time. I swear to God, I think someone fuck's with the sights on this thing when I'm not looking.
Lopez? Donut, where did you find him?
Right here.
How were you two talking? Lopez, do you speak English now?
No.
No.
Well, if he doesn't then why did he just say no in English? Busted.
I took four years of high school Spanish. That's the best way to learn any language.
What've you two been talkin' about?
Oh, the usual Spanish fare. I told him my name, I asked him what his name was, I asked if he knew where the bathroom was, how much a ticket for the train costs, and I asked him for the cheque.
Haga por favor que el hombre rosado para el hablando con mí.
Please make the pink one stop talking to me.
Ask him where he's been - No, ask him where he's going - Wait, ask him if he has our secret plans. And if he missed me.
¿Lopez, que es el tiempo?
Lopez, do you know what time it is?
Voy a ir a la playa con mi primo qui juega el tenis.
I am going to the beach with my cousin who likes to play tennis.
Yo comido un lápiz.
I ate a pencil.
Adios!
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Hmm, looks like he's not talkin', Sarge.
[Sarge is sneaking up behind Caboose to try and steal Andy]
[Grabs Andy and replaces him with Lopez] Yoink!
Andy?
[Caboose looks around]
...Andy?
[He sees Lopez on the ground]
What happened to you?
Rapido, antes de les que se vuelvan. Cave un agujero y entiérreme. Por favor.
Quick, before they come back. Dig a hole and bury me. Please.
Andy, you turned in to a real boy!
Oh my god! Head!
Ok please, really, no more stories.
Seriously, it's a head! Look.
Huh?
(Spanish) Yo.
Oh, it's you.
(Spanish) Whatever, some way to treat your sidekick. Gone for days and you don't even look for me.
You know him?
You speak Spanish?
Uh, of course I do. It's the year 2500 and I'm from America.
Oh, cool. Tell him O'Malley's gone.
(Spanish) O'Malley isn't here. He already left.
(Spanish) Your Spanish sucks.
Oh, Hey Lopez.
MEH (caption: Up Yours.)
Mwhahaha!! Blarg blarg honk, haha!
Mwhaha! Blarg honk, you say? hmm haha fools.
Blargity blarg... Ya honkbag.
Honk honk blarg blarg. Honkhonkblargblarg. Honk-honky blarg?
Blarg. And also, honk. Are these really my lines? This is ridiculous! Who wrote this?!
Line...
Enough blargin, when do I get to beat up Grif? He's got a honking coming to him!
Whats the motivation here? Is there like, a boss alien whose ass I should be kissing? Honk honk blarg, sir!
Hey Simmons. Is it just me, or do you have your head halfway up Sarge's blonk?
Hey, guys! Honk honk blarg blarg. Honk blarg blarg, blarg honk!
This is stupid. This character has less lines than I do.
Blargever, dude.
What am I talking about?
I'm an alien.
Well, what do the alien chicks look like?
I AM AN ALIEN!
Do they like to honk?
(not pausing) I'm an alien, I'm an alien, I'm an alien, I'm an alien.
Honk honk, blarg blarg, goddammit, honk.
[As a Wraith tank] Honk honk. Firing main blarg
[Fires sniper rifle] See? I'm telling you, there is something wrong with this honking thing. It doesn't work as an alien or as a person.
(after a long pause) ...El honk.
Hey reds, you honk! Blue blargs!
Who wants to see my honk honk? Go on, give it a blarg!
Shut the blarg up!!!
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