Why do you want my kid?
Because he's very special.
Yeah, I guess I should've read to him more.
Not that kind of special you half wit!
(The tank appears)
Yeah! Caboose came though. See that, Wyoming? Now we have our tank. Booya, motherfucker!
Mwhawhawha! Your tank?
GGary
Knock knock, Church.
Aw, crap. Is it just me or does something dramatic happen like every five minutes? I can not be the only person who notices this.
GGary
Firing main cannon.
(Grif and Simmons are arguing)
Can it, you two.
AAndy
Yeah! You're giving me a headache!
Andy? Is that you?
AAndy
No, I'm the other talking bomb, Francis! Pleased to meet you, ya dickhead!
AAndy
Oh, Hey Lopez.
MEH (caption: Up Yours.)
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