Lopez? Donut, where did you find him?
Right here.
How were you two talking? Lopez, do you speak English now?
No.
No.
Well, if he doesn't then why did he just say no in English? Busted.
I took four years of high school Spanish. That's the best way to learn any language.
What've you two been talkin' about?
Oh, the usual Spanish fare. I told him my name, I asked him what his name was, I asked if he knew where the bathroom was, how much a ticket for the train costs, and I asked him for the cheque.
Haga por favor que el hombre rosado para el hablando con mí.
Please make the pink one stop talking to me.
Ask him where he's been - No, ask him where he's going - Wait, ask him if he has our secret plans. And if he missed me.
¿Lopez, que es el tiempo?
Lopez, do you know what time it is?
Voy a ir a la playa con mi primo qui juega el tenis.
I am going to the beach with my cousin who likes to play tennis.
Yo comido un lápiz.
I ate a pencil.
Adios!
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Hmm, looks like he's not talkin', Sarge.
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