O'Malley, Lopez and others in “Under the Weather (Episode 73)”

[still ringing] For the love of evil, someone get the phone!

[Subtitled, with Lopez off-screen] [still ringing] Why don't you get it?

[still ringing] You fool, can't you see I'm busy with an evil plot! What do I pay you for?

[Subtitled, with Lopez off-screen] [still ringing] To clean up after all your failed plots.

[still ringing] Oh shut up you fool, you don't even have a body!

[Subtitled, with Lopez off-screen] [still ringing] Yes. Because of one of your failed plots.

[still ringing] Why all this bickering, can't we all just get along?

[still ringing] And answer the damn phone!

[Subtitled, with Lopez off-screen] Why do we have a million doomsday devices and no answering machine?

[still ringing] I find you far too sarcastic with just a head.