Caboose quotes from Red vs Blue

Oh man... that's not good. Oh my God, that jeep has a really big gun. (indecisive) Stay here... tank... stay here... tank..... Ahh screw it! [runs towards the tank]

Rest in peace, pinky toe. [Scary voice] You shall be avenged!

I knew it. We're all gonna die. [Points sniper rifle at Tucker's head] [Scary voice] Starting with you.

Thhhaaattt's far enough, Lieutenant McMuffin.

I will eat your unhappiness!

I don't want to be dead. I want to be alive. Or a cowboy.

Time... line? Time isn't made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round!

I think "blarg" means me. Or...apples. Guys Apples must be the name of his cat! Quick, quick is Apples stuck in a tree? I will call the fire department!

And now, you can fly!

I am Caboose, the vehicle destroyer!

I just want everyone to know that I have no problems walking. And I take full responsibility for the grenade incident.

Control F U.

Me too! I drank 2 gallons this morning.

My tummy feels a little weird.(makes a burp noise whilst flames shoot out of his mouth)

[Standing amid a pile of junk] Someone help me - I lost my gas powered internet-enabled blow dryer! I have a lot of moistness that I need to dismoisten! And also I need to do it while I am webpaging about moistness.