Leonard Church quotes from Red vs Blue

Well, we'll just wait here. That thing's gotta run out of bullets sometime.

Tucker, there's a very fine line between not listening, and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day of my life.

What can I say, dipshit. For better or worse, I'm back.

I know. I figure Doc's mechanic skills are probably about as bad as his first aid skills. He's either gonna fix her by accident, or make her completely inoperable, and then I can go down there and figure out what's really goin' on. Either way, I win. Oh, he might also get blown up by her, that's also good.

None of that stuff makes me O'Malley, it just makes me a bad leader.

A response, from the Director of Project Freelancer. Dear Chairman. While I am obligated to assist your investigation, I ask that you not waste my time with irrelevant questions. My agency is normally unconcerned with such minute directives as troop reassignment. Except of course, in the most critical of matters.

Dear Chairman. Rest assured we have the situation under control. While the Meta is proving to be an elusive enemy, our Recovery agent is already closing in on it. I expect this incident will reach a conclusion soon, and I will be able to return to my research. Hopefully, without further interruption.

Caboose? Caboose, is that you?

Dear Chairman. The Meta is nothing more than an entity seeking to increase its power, in these confusing days after the war. From my perspective, that seems to be a very common occurrence at the moment.

Hey, see that purple one? She's on our team. You should help her.

Dear Chairman, I understand your concern that increased activity will bring increased risks. However, our failsafes are simple but foolproof: a dead or dying agent’s beacon automatically notifies our Recovery team, and we will be on the scene immediately to secure all the military’s property.

You know, that would be alot of fun at parties.

How 'bout a jug of milk?

What are they doing?

...What?!

I said, what are they doing now?

God... damn! I'm getting so sick of answering that question—

You have the fucking rifle; I can't see shit! So don't bitch at me because I'm not going to just sit up here and play with my dick—

Okay, okay, look: they're just standing there and talking. Okay? That's all they're doing— that's all they ever do— is just stand there and talk. That's what they were doing last week, that's what they were doing when you asked me five minutes ago. So five minutes from now, when you ask me, "What are they doing?", my answer's gonna be, "They're still just talking, and they're still just standing there!"

...What are they talking about?

You know what? I fucking hate you.

What is that thing?

I dunno. It looks like... Uh... It looks like they've got some sort of car down there. We'd better get back to base and report it.

A car? How come they get a car?!

What are you complaining about, man? We're about to get a tank in the very next drop.

[mutters to himself] You can't pick up chicks in a tank...

Oh, you know what? You could bitch about anything, couldn't you? We're gonna get a tank, and you're worried about chicks. What chicks are we gonna pick up, man?! Frig! And secondly, how're we gonna pick up chicks in a car that looks like that?

Well, what kind of car is it?

I don't know, I've never seen a car like that before. It looks like a, uh ...like a big cat of some kind.

...What, like a puma?

Yeah, man, there you go.