Mwhahaha!! Blarg blarg honk, haha!
Mwhaha! Blarg honk, you say? hmm haha fools.
Blargity blarg... Ya honkbag.
Honk honk blarg blarg. Honkhonkblargblarg. Honk-honky blarg?
Blarg. And also, honk. Are these really my lines? This is ridiculous! Who wrote this?!
Line...
Enough blargin, when do I get to beat up Grif? He's got a honking coming to him!
Whats the motivation here? Is there like, a boss alien whose ass I should be kissing? Honk honk blarg, sir!
Hey Simmons. Is it just me, or do you have your head halfway up Sarge's blonk?
Hey, guys! Honk honk blarg blarg. Honk blarg blarg, blarg honk!
This is stupid. This character has less lines than I do.
Blargever, dude.
What am I talking about?
I'm an alien.
Well, what do the alien chicks look like?
I AM AN ALIEN!
Do they like to honk?
(not pausing) I'm an alien, I'm an alien, I'm an alien, I'm an alien.
Honk honk, blarg blarg, goddammit, honk.
[As a Wraith tank] Honk honk. Firing main blarg
[Fires sniper rifle] See? I'm telling you, there is something wrong with this honking thing. It doesn't work as an alien or as a person.
(after a long pause) ...El honk.
Hey reds, you honk! Blue blargs!
Who wants to see my honk honk? Go on, give it a blarg!
Shut the blarg up!!!
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