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“Calm before the storm (Episode 56)” quotes from Red vs Blue

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“Calm before the storm (Episode 56)” · Season 3

In this episode: Leonard Church (1), Simmons (1), Grif (1), Caboose (1), Tucker (1), Sarge (1), Donut (1), Tex (1)

[O'Malley is annoyed at the slow speed of the robots]

This isn't what I asked for.

Dices des qué quieras esta día de victoria.

CCaption

You said you wanted a day of victory.

A este velocidad, va pasar veinticuatro horas para ganar.

CCaption

At this speed, they will win in exactly 24 hours.

Sounds like you're patronizing me.

No, it's me. I'm a bitch.

Heh, keep talking.

And I need to stay calm all of the time.

Or what happens?

Or... else I get so mad, I start to kill people on my own team.

I see your point.

Oooh, tell him about the moodiness, and the crankiness.

Also, mention how you like to punch people in the head while they're sleeping!

That was you?! I thought the tooth fairy was mad at me!

Grif, don't interrupt me when I'm leading in a battle situation!

... We're in battle?

Course we are! Now get ready for your orders. Donut!

Yes sir!

Scream like a woman!

Caaaaan do. AHHHHHHHHH!

[Donut continues to scream in background while running around]

Grif!

What?

Prepare to sacrifice yourself to save a nearby superior officer.

I don't think I've been trained on that.

Simmons, kiss ass at will.

You're both an excellent leader and a handsome man, sir!

Excellent work Simmons! Incoming!

[Both Grif and Sarge duck to avoid a rocket]

Grif, you're up.

Permission to assist Donut sir!

Permission denied. Continue with operation Meatshield. Remember, just cause your bones are broken doesn't mean it won't stop bullets from hitting me. Now get out there!

Good call sir!

You're on your way to a medal Simmons. In fact, medals all the way around! Purple heart for Grif, pink heart for Donut, and a brown nose for Simmons.

I'm too young to die! I'm too pretty to die! I haven't even seen Paris yet...

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