Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 4
[Rocky Jones and Bobby are discussing the Cold Light technology they plan to use on their journey]
So you already know from the Professor.
Yes, we discussed it; and I offered him my opinion on it.
I'm sure he appreciated that.
Cold Light should never be used indiscriminately; the gamma rays would be fatal to anyone near it.
[aside] Remember that, folks.
[while tag-along kid Space Ranger Bobby is on-screen with Rocky and the others]
[as Bobby, disgruntled] One day, all of you space losers are going to be working for me, and I mean it!
[of Queen Cleolanta] Oh; she's angry when she's beautiful!
[the evil Queen Cleolanta requests to her subordinate Atlasan to enter the Prah star system to confront Rocky herself]
If that is what you wish, your Highness...
No; it is what I command.
And we know what weight that carries.
[after Winky makes a snide remark regarding Vena making him a midnight snack]
Winky thinks it's good to boss around women. He wants it to stay like the 50s forever!
[as Winky] I think she likes me!
[the short opens with a cake decorated with the word "Congratulations"]
Congratulations, you're one second into the film!
Oh no! The plaster's coming off!
Another alcohol-free party ends in shame. This little playlet is brought to you by the Booze Council, reminding you to stock up on alcoholic beverages for all your social occasions, because booze really satisfies.
Booze takes a dull party and makes it better!
Booze makes you popular and heals all wounds.
B-double O-Z-E, booze! [Crow hiccups]
[as Eddie and the others rob a shopkeeper at the start of the film]
Don't you ever rob anybody else?!
Sure; but we like you!
[as Iris, sitting in the getaway car] I thought they liked me.
Hey, I'm no leader. Leaders always got too much on their minds, man! There's just one thing on my mind; one thing. [makes a cracking noise and laughs]
I don't get you. Must be some weird conceptual thing.
[singing] Leather coat...
...Dish of ice cream!
...duck-bill hair.
[as café patron] Hey, would you keep it down? I'm eating a bagel over here!
Call me wild...
...Oscar Wilde!
...I don't care! Sideburns, don't need your sympathy.
I killed that fat Barkeep!
[recurring line] Shut up, Iris.
I'm gonna moon you!!
[as Moony] Y'know, hang my butt out!
Then we can ride Yoshi to the Mushroom Kingdom.
Oh, I'm tellin' ya, Gypsy, I love you!
Really?
And I know I'd love you, too, if only we could--
Why, you haven't a chance with a girl like her. It's me she cares for! Isn't that right, Gypsy?
I can't decide.
Can't decide? Well maybe this will help.
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