[Joel and the Bots riff over the opening credits, briefly addressing casting director Bill Tinsman]
[singing] Oz never did give nothing to Bill Tinsman, that he didn't already have.
[of screenwriter Arthur Hoerl] I wanted to hoerl after I read the screenplay. [Servo makes fake retching noises]
[Rocky expresses concern for Vena after she hasn't contacted the Ranger team back, while Winky lounges back with a magazine]
WWinky
Vena's just still on her vacation; as for me, just let me relax with my little black book and the gay nightlife.
[briefly taken aback] Ah; insert joke here.
[Rocky Jones and Bobby are discussing the Cold Light technology they plan to use on their journey]
So you already know from the Professor.
BBobby
Yes, we discussed it; and I offered him my opinion on it.
I'm sure he appreciated that.
BBobby
Cold Light should never be used indiscriminately; the gamma rays would be fatal to anyone near it.
[aside] Remember that, folks.
[while tag-along kid Space Ranger Bobby is on-screen with Rocky and the others]
[as Bobby, disgruntled] One day, all of you space losers are going to be working for me, and I mean it!
[of Queen Cleolanta] Oh; she's angry when she's beautiful!
[the evil Queen Cleolanta requests to her subordinate Atlasan to enter the Prah star system to confront Rocky herself]
AAtlasan
If that is what you wish, your Highness...
QCQueen Cleolanta
No; it is what I command.
And we know what weight that carries.
[after Winky makes a snide remark regarding Vena making him a midnight snack]
Winky thinks it's good to boss around women. He wants it to stay like the 50s forever!
[as Winky] I think she likes me!
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