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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 4

Joel and Crow in “General Hospital, Installment 2 (short)”

[the short opens with a cake decorated with the word "Congratulations"]

Congratulations, you're one second into the film!

Oh no! The plaster's coming off!

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