Rocky quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000 ... TV Quotes Database

[The Bacchus 3 crew, wearing enemy uniforms, are about to infiltrate a secret-weapon installation.]

RRocky

It won't be easy getting into this place.

KKen

How will we do it?

RRocky

Easy.

Servo

Wha-- wait a minute.

S3 Star Force: Fugitive Alien II

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[as the crew of Bacchus 3 discusses what to do about Ken, while Captain Joe drinks from a flask]

RRocky

Captain, anyone can make a mistake, just as long as you don't keep on repeating it. I think we should get rid of Ken.

CACrow [as Joe]

Which one?

TTammy

I disagree. Have you already forgotten? Ken saved our lives! I think he deserves another chance. Don't you agree?

RRocky

Okay.

Joel

Man of firm convictions...

RRocky

I guess you're right. I'll take him back on one condition...

JAJoel [as Rocky]

You stop drinking, and start going to meetings.

S3 Fugitive Alien

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[Rocky Jones and Bobby are discussing the Cold Light technology they plan to use on their journey]

RRocky

So you already know from the Professor.

BBobby

Yes, we discussed it; and I offered him my opinion on it.

RRocky

I'm sure he appreciated that.

BBobby

Cold Light should never be used indiscriminately; the gamma rays would be fatal to anyone near it.

Servo

[aside] Remember that, folks.

S4 Manhunt in Space (movie)

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[Rocky Jones and Winky march in Cleolanta's men at gunpoint to meet with her.]

RRocky

[cadence-calling] Hut, 2, 3, 4!

SAServo [as Rocky]

We are in a crappy film…

JCJoel, Crow [as Men]

We are in a crappy film…

Crash of the Moons

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[Rocky tells Cleolanta about the United Worlds' plan to save her people.]

RRocky

They'll help you with your evacuation to a new world, which will be mutually agreed upon.

CCleolanta

They will tell me where to take my people?!

RRocky

No, Cleolanta. They'll only advise.

JSJoel, Servo

[singing] For yooooou!

Crash of the Moons

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