LLisa
How do we stand on fuel now?
CCrow
I'm for it.
S2Rocketship X-M
[As the three remaining astronauts run from the rock-throwing Stone-Age Martians…]
SAServo [as Astronaut]
Well...that could have gone better.
JAJoel [as Tooter Turtle]
Hellllp, Mr. Wizaaaaard!
CACrow [as Other Astronaut]
Nonsense!
SAServo [as King Arthur]
Run away! Run away!
JAJoel [as Tooter Turtle]
I don't wanna be an astronaut anymore!
[Fade into the next scene, where the rocket blasts off.]
SAServo [as Shaggy]
Oooh! Scooby! We gotta get outta here, Scooby!
CACrow [as Mr. Wizard]
Dreezle drazzle drozzle drome!
SAServo [as Mr. Wizard]
Time for zis vun to come home!
CCrow
Boy! Nothing more depressing than being locked in a capsule watching a movie about people dying in a capsule.
[As the Martians throw rocks at the astronauts, and the astronauts fire back]
CCrow
Look, thanks for the rocks, here's some bullets.
[In the host segment after the movie, the crew are upset with the downer ending]
Yeah, why couldn't you just show us Marooned?
We couldn't get it!
TSTV's Frank
Welcome to Deep 13. Would you like to try our smooth, creamy Thruster Buster?
Where's Dr. Erhardt and Dr. Forrester?
TSTV's Frank
I'm Frank. I'm new here. As for Dr. Forrester, he stepped out for a moment. As for Dr. Erhardt... he's missing.
S2The Sidehackers
[Rommel and Rita roll around in some grass while the scene fades using a white-out effect]
This grass... It's... drugged!
[Rommel shows J.C. how to sidehack]
CCrow
It was about that time the Duke boys decided they'd show ol' Boss Hogg just what sidehackin' was all about.
PPaisley
Why can't I reach you?
CCrow
There's a ladder in the way.
JCJ.C.
[after having killed Rommel's fiancee and beaten Rommel unconscious] I treated you like a brother!
CCrow
Not a good brother...
BJBig Jake
He hit Big Jake!
[camera pans across Rommel and his crew, spending a lot of time on a patch of rocks]
CCrow
We're rocks and we're smarter than the rest of the cast.
CCrow
For those of you keeping score at home, Rita is dead.
S2Jungle Goddess
[Crow continues his Lugosi monologue about the actors as the credits list the remaining players.]
CACrow [as Bela Lugosi]
I forget who did what here. I say, "Shoot the picture! Let God sort it out."
Jungle Goddess (movie)
[Pilot Mike Patton (a pre-Superman George Reeves) examines a rock jungle goddess Greta gives him.]
Unless I'm crazy, it's kronotite. Of course, that wouldn't mean anything to you, either. Kronotite is stuff that they use in the manufacture of atomic energy.
JAJoel [as Mike]
Saps all your powers if you're a visitor from foreign planet.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Mystery Science Theater 3000 pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.