[as Eddie and the others rob a shopkeeper at the start of the film]
SShopkeeper
Don't you ever rob anybody else?!
Sure; but we like you!
[as Iris, sitting in the getaway car] I thought they liked me.
“The Beatniks (movie)” · Season 4
In this episode: Crow T. Robot (4), East Eddie (3), Moony (3), Joel Robinson (2), Tom Servo (1)
Hey, I'm no leader. Leaders always got too much on their minds, man! There's just one thing on my mind; one thing. [makes a cracking noise and laughs]
CCrow
I don't get you. Must be some weird conceptual thing.
[singing] Leather coat...
...Dish of ice cream!
...duck-bill hair.
CCrow
[as café patron] Hey, would you keep it down? I'm eating a bagel over here!
Call me wild...
...Oscar Wilde!
...I don't care! Sideburns, don't need your sympathy.
I killed that fat Barkeep!
[recurring line] Shut up, Iris.
I'm gonna moon you!!
CCrow
[as Moony] Y'know, hang my butt out!
CCrow
Then we can ride Yoshi to the Mushroom Kingdom.
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