[Two mountain climbers have just spied the corpse of another.]
MMountaineer
His head! ... It was torn off!
You say that like it's a bad thing.
S1The Crawling Eye
[The train carrying some of the main characters arrives in Trollenberg.]
SAServo [as Conductor]
Trollenberg, home of the Crawling Eye. All stops lead to a bloody death.
[A woman stares blankly at a mountain as bizarre music plays.]
JAJoel [as mountain]
[deeply] I am Mount Svengali. You will do as I say.
What's a giant eye going to do, pick you up and wink you to death?
[A woman is feeling faint after the giant eyes attacking the observatory have been killed and set ablaze by an air strike.]
MMan
Let's get you outside and have some fresh air!
I don't think outside is the best place for fresh air right now.
[first riff; displaying a mountainside] This must be a Paramount Picture.
AAnne
[after being asked by her sister if she's troubled by anything] I feel wonderful; I just wish others would stop treating me like an invalid.
How about a wheelchair?
[after Anne falls on top of Alan Brooks (played by Forrest Tucker) as he's reading his newspaper]
ABAlan Brooks
It's fine. It was just the baseball scores.
It's just a prop, anyway.
ABAlan Brooks
[he and Prof. Crevett are discussing the recent string of climbing accidents on the mountain] Where people climb mountains, there are lots of accidents.
PCProf. Crevett
That's true; and sometimes- the bodies- they disappear. But here, the search parties go out, and always they find nothing. Why do you suppose that is?
[as Brooks] They're not good search parties?
[the titular eye finally appears as a young girl rushes back into the hotel on the mountain to retrieve her toy ball]
It thinks that ball is one of its pupils.
Is there a sequel to this movie?
CCrow
Yeah; The Eye-ger Sanction!
Starring Burl Eye-ves.
[Joel chastises the bots for continuous eye puns; however, moments later...]
I spy with my little eye...
You hypocrite!
I got an itch!
[entering Deep 13; first lines] Clay; Clay, I think I was spotted on my way down here!
Did you wear your disguise?
I was, but I just don't look that good in heels.
No-one must know we're down here doing this!
[meekly] I'm sorry.
S1The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
[A door opens, revealing Retik, ruler of the moon, and two identically dressed minions.]
CACrow [as Retik/Larry]
I am Orkon. This is my brother Xenon and my other brother Xenon.
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