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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 4

“Crash of Moons” quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

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“Crash of Moons” · Season 4

In this episode: Crow T. Robot (1), Tom Servo (1), Joel Robinson (1), Gypsy (1), Dr. Clayton Forrester (1)

Oh, I'm tellin' ya, Gypsy, I love you!

Really?

And I know I'd love you, too, if only we could--

Why, you haven't a chance with a girl like her. It's me she cares for! Isn't that right, Gypsy?

I can't decide.

Can't decide? Well maybe this will help.

[At the end of "Gypsy Moons", Joel gets annoyed with Crow starting to sing bawdy lyrics and clamps Crow's mouth down]

Stop! Stop! We hope you enjoyed this little trip down memory lane. And now here's our own Al "Jazzbeaux" Collins with a message. Never again you guys. That's it.

DON'T YOU DO IT! DON'T YOU DO IT! I KNEW YOU SENT A BANNER-GRAM! FRANK, DON'T OPEN THE DOOR!

TSTV's Frank

Hey, someone sent us a Banner-Gram!

BBavaro

Boopie!

[screams as screen cuts to black]

TSTV's Frank

Hi, Bavaro.

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