CCrow
Another alcohol-free party ends in shame. This little playlet is brought to you by the Booze Council, reminding you to stock up on alcoholic beverages for all your social occasions, because booze really satisfies.
Booze takes a dull party and makes it better!
Booze makes you popular and heals all wounds.
ASAll singing in unison
B-double O-Z-E, booze! [Crow hiccups]
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