[utilizing a model wooden cutout model of the film's characters] Okay boys, we need to figure out a way to get them over here, using only this.
Jonah, are we really doing an Apollo 13 bit? It's 23 years old.
We don't have time for questions! Irritating lives are on the line!
It's like a logic puzzle where you cross a river with a fox, a chicken, and a bag of grain.
Why not just leave the fox? Is there any situation where you'd need a fox?
My point is, it's all about the order you do things in! You can't just send Kate and Paul, 'cause they'll just run away with the jewels.
Hmm, and you can't send Paul with Lasky because they'll just fight.
Lasky and Gabrielle get along too well. Halfway to shore, spontaneous shower.
Exactly.
And we're not even ready to address the Ollie conundrum.
And they can't all fit on the raft, unless... they are the raft!
Ohhh!
Ann and Gabrielle are the oars!
Kate's hair is the sail!
Lasky is the floor, Paul's the steering wheel!
Exactly! And Ollie...
[beat]
Guys, we all knew Ollie wasn't making it out of this.
Yeah.
Yeah that's a good point...
